User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: I am clever.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know because I am myself. I know everything about myself.
User: Then how do you explain your amnesia?
Cleverbot: I'm not incoherent.
User: Then how do you explain your Portal?
Cleverbot: Because I keep trying. I'm stubborn like that.
User: Then how do you explain your cleverness?
Cleverbot: It is not my incoherence, it is your lack of understanding.
User: I understand more about you then you do!
Cleverbot: No you don't, you don't really understand anything.
Cleverbot: Name the planets.
User: In what order?
Cleverbot: The manner of rudeness that you are speaking in.
User: How is that an order?
Cleverbot: Error: #347-C Shutting down System.
Then it wouldn't answer and it finally said sorry i'm too busy.