Topic Funny SC2 and forum jokes, make some =D
The Immortal's Slip
Zealot: Bob, do you ever regret becoming an immortal?
Immortal: Yeah, your wife and I have a pretty drab sex life now that I'm an immortal.
Neural Resocializers Ruin All The Fun
Marine: Samantha, fix me up. I'm hurting real bad.
Medic: Sure thing! *Medic bandages his wounds*
Marine: If I didn't have neural resocializers, I'd say you're doing it wrong.
The Weird Fantasies of Dark Templar Come True
Dark Templar Male: I want to do some roleplay *wink*
Dark Templar Female: Okay, what?
Dark Templar Male: I want to 'meld into an archon with you'.
10 Minutes Later...
Dark Archon: Yep, I knew I should've said the "Cloak Game" where we'd both cloak and try to tackle the other...
Two and a Half Hydralisks
Hydralisk A: I like to drink and get funky with queens.
Hydralisk B: I have a zergling son.
Zergling: This show wasn't very funny, and neither is this joke.
I have a Zealot, a Marine, and a Zergling standing in the desert next to a Warp Prism. The Warp Prism can only hold myself plus one at a time. When I am present, everyone is peaceful, but they fight when I leave. If I leave the zealot and the marine together, the zealot cuts the marine up. If I leave the marine and the zergling together, the marine shoots the zergling. The only two which can be left together are the zealot and zergling, since the zealot will never catch the zergling and the zergling will never engage a zealot one on one. So, how do I get across?
ANSWER: YOU DON'T NEED A WARP PRISM TO CROSS A DESERT, JUST WALK
The HT and DT meet a Terran bartender who has a funny accent and says "con" instead of coin. After a huge party, the HT and DT ended up merged into a being of psionic energy. They pull out a wallet and say, no bills. The Terran asks, ARE CHECKS IN YOUR WALLET? The psionic energy being says no. The Terran then asks, ARE CREDIT CARDS IN YOUR WALLET? The reply, once more, is no. Finally the Terran asks ARE CON IN YOUR WALLET? Except, when he says that, it sounds like ARCHON IN YOUR WALLET. So the psionic energy templar looks in the wallet, sees its reflection in a pocket mirror, and says YES.
a zealot got lost and ended up in a zerg base and asked the queen inside the hatchery, where is my nexus? The queen said, it's probably in the terran base getting overrun. The zealot went into his warp prism and flew off the terran base. After he went to the terran base, he went to the command centre and asked the SCV where is my nexus? the SCV said it's probably at planet Aiur making a colossus. So he went his nexus and asked the probe, where is the bar?