StarCraft® II

Hilarious Adventure 2

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Previously! http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/2835133666


Zergy turned off his TV. He hates westerns. Roachy ran into his room and shouted, " DUDE THEIR ONTO US!" and showed a UNN recording.
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They quickly dash out of the house to a hidden lair.
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Then they met with Zergy's girlfriend the queen at the spawning pool
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and then they played Dance Dance Revolution and eat bacon with the queen
Edited by DESTRUCTOR on 7/16/2011 8:55 AM PDT
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Sadly afterwards, the United nations supertank came in and murdered zergy's girlfriend, causeing him to have a complete spaz attack on the supertank, killing it with its spaziness
Edited by Mockingjay on 7/17/2011 7:42 AM PDT
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And then roachy EVOLVED INTO DA SUPA ROACHY
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And DA SUPA ROACHY pwned all the protoss who were with the United nations supertank.
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And then BOB showed up with his epic theme music
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BOB took zergy and Da Suppa Roachy out for adventure somewhere off on a distant world.
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And now raynor is wrestling the DV for the tv.
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And then they drank some good ol' Creepshakes.
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then a sqaud of female ghosts invade the bar and attack zergy, DA SUPAH ROACH, and BOB.

(BOOM HEADSHOT)

THEY GOT BOB!!!
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NOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then zergy and supa roachy had to kill them, because party crashers WILL be dealt with accordingly
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But Zergy fell in love with one of the Ghosts before they killed them, making her Zergy's new girlfriend, x3

(Sadly the rest died a horrible death of suffocating under DA SUPER ROACH"S big butt)
Edited by Mockingjay on 7/19/2011 5:30 PM PDT
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But DA SUPA ROACHY's butt was too big and a ghost shot his way out of his stomach after crawling inside. He then explained that he was to save the universe and so he was excused of all his crimes.


O yea. He also REVIVED THIS THREAD!!! LIVE DAMN YOU! LIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Edited by DoomerX on 7/20/2011 5:44 PM PDT
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And then they went off on the mission...."TO SAVE....DA WORLDZ"! with an epic theme music
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SUPER MEGA GIGA ROACHY (he came back to life with the power of friendship)
Edited by DoomerX on 7/21/2011 8:51 AM PDT
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Live damn you!
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Den they went to char to have some mutawings...CANIBALS!!
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Then Zergy's new Ghost girlfriend chocked and died on a mutawing.
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