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What do you call 3 Ultras scratching their rear on a supply depot wall that just ate exlax?

A Baneling bust (Corny I Know) lol
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I don't get it, lol
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Yo Mommaship so fat, she reveals the map!
Worse yet, her bra counted as a structure.
Several good Marines gouged their eyes out that day.
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lol
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loooooool
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Yo mommaship so stupid she thought dark templar were invisible protiss sni-
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Yo mommaship so fat, she cover your base AND your expansion.

Yo mommaship so fat, her rear end can be used as a High Yeild Vespene Geyser.

Yo mommaship so fat, when she uses recall, the units stay where they are.

Yo mommaship so fat, she uses vortex to have a snack. (Get it!)
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Yo mommaship so fat, she takes 201 supply.
The Protoss work tirelessly to produce additional Pylons.
Pylons work tirelessly to produce additional Chuck Norris.
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Yo mommaship is so fat, she says we, not me (listen to her quotes)

Yo mommaship is so fat, the mass recall ability was originally used to get her snack

Yo mommaship is so fat, there are no stalkers in her army
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Yo mommaship so stupid, she makes the enemy invulnerable!
Yo mommaship is so fat, you can't use the minimap!

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Yo Mommaship so stupid she reveals instead of cloaks, xD
Edited by Mockingjay on 8/18/2011 5:29 PM PDT
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Here are some comics from Nerf NOW:

Crossover: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/42

All Lings Go To Heaven: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/373

Happy?: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/373

Smoking Time: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/375

No Fun Allowed: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/285

To The Forums! http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/286

GG NO RE KTHXBYE: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/287

"Soon": http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/171

Ling Delivery Service: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/274

More Drones: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/505

Additional Pylons: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/218

I See what you did there: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/221


Yes, They're comics, not jokes, but they still make you laugh, right?
Edited by Jake on 8/19/2011 1:02 PM PDT
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Real Protoss players warp in probes.

Real Zerg players scout with larva.

Real Terran players lift-off buildings.
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Comics: Banelingbbq.com

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What do you a zergling who's had a little too much fun?

Crackling.
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08/19/2011 10:59 AMPosted by Nuparu
Comics: Banelingbbq.com


These are great.

Here are some comics from Nerf NOW:

Crossover: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/42

All Lings Go To Heaven: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/373

Happy?: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/373

Smoking Time: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/375

No Fun Allowed: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/285

To The Forums! http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/286

GG NO RE KTHXBYE: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/287

"Soon": http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/171

Ling Delivery Service: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/274

More Drones: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/505

Additional Pylons: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/218

I See what you did there: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/221


As are these. Wish somebody could make those zergling costumes...
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Remember the drone story arc on nerfnow? Funny. Getting pissed off because the overlord dropped her, then crying when she dies. Ha ha.
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"High Templar be attacking like this, while Dark Templar be attacking like THIS!"
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Why did the zealot-in-training commit suicide?

Because you didn't construct additional pylons.
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Why did the Baneling carry an electric guitar with him? Because he wanted to rock and roll.
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