Raynor: Hey Tychus, EARTH TO TYCHUS!! Are you in there? The Quene's done!
Tychus: Sorry Jim, doing this fake deep voice makes it hard to focus on strategy games.
Tosh: Yea man, mah voice is pretty crazy too. I be thinkin bout changin it.
Raynor: BTW mah BF has a super awesome strat!
Valerian: Super Strat? That sounds vague enough to be the invisible protiss sni-....
And since im a guy in charge of a huge science company, i obviously have nothing better to do with my time.
Raynor: Hey zeratul? Can we try your super awesome idra rage inducing super strat?
Zeratul: I dont see why not! Here's The build order- To make the INVISIBLE PROTISS SNI-!!!
Tychus: Thats the most cheesey strat name i've ever heard. What bronzie would try a strat as dumb as that?
Valerian: IM HERE FOR YOUR BO OLD MAN AND I WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!!! Now give it to me...
Valerian: Drat, foiled again. Im gonna go hire sum hybrids to kidnap you now. Im rich so no one will suspect me!
Zeratul: That Valerian kid needs to get laid!
Tychus: Big Time!
Later At Night!!
Raynor: Hello? Hax shop!
Valerian: I kidnapped your best friend raynor, then i played him into submission. Could ya make a medivac and fly it over here for him? I have far to much money to do it myself!
Raynor: Wait who is this?
At some random place
Raynor: ZERATUL!!! Are you ok?
Zeratul: For some reason playing a strategy game has left me severly injured!
Valerian: Thats right... Now watch this! *deletes the invisible protiss sni*
Raynor: ZERATULS SUPER AWESOME HAXORZ CHEESE NOOB BRONZE GOLD STRAT!!!
Tychus: Why the hell did you do that?
Valerian: So that it could never be used against me!
Raynor: IN THAT CASE WHY DONT YOU JUST DELETE THE GAME!!
Raynor: Dont worry zeratul, ill win this game with your cheese!
Zeratul: Wait a minute! I've been severely injured so your gonna steal my strats and go play games with your arch rival?
Raynor: Pretty much...
Zeratul: NO WONDER YOUR PARENTS ARE NEVER AROUND!!!
Ariel: Gather round everyone and ill inject us with a special DNA!
Tychus: Uhhh ariel aint this zerg dna?
Tychus:Why are you even carrying that thing around in the first place?
Ariel: I'm a cleptomaniac i stle it from the lab!
Tosh: Where be mah wallet?
Ariel: VALERIAN TOOK IT!
Raynor(In marine suit): ITS TIME TO PLAY!
Valerian: Wait did your outfit just change in the last 5 seconds or something? What the heck happened to your clothes?
Raynor(in teh suit): HOLY HYBRID! REAL UNITS!
Velerian: Actually thier just advanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching the experience of a korean strategy game.
Raynor(guess what!): You've got to be !@#$ing kidding me! Who wastes all their time on something like that?
Valerian: THE GUY WHOSE ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR %^- WITH 3 MOTHERSHIPS THATS WHO!!!
Raynor(ugh): Three motherships? THATS AGAINST THE RULEZ ISN'T IT!!
Valerian: SCREW THE RULES MY FATHERS A DICTATOR!!!
Now build your last pathetic unit raynor so i can finish you!
Raynor(O3o): ZERATULS BUILDS HAVE NO PATHETIC UNITS VALERIAN!!! Except maybe the reaper... but it also has THIS!!! THE UNSTOPPABLE LEVIATHEN!!
Valerian: WHAT!! LEVIATHEN IT's NOT POSSIBLE!!! NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM!!!
Raynor(luls):Because it costs so much?
Valerian: NO BECAUSE THE GAMES UNBALANCED AS IT IS!!!
Pylo: BIG BROTHER!!! Is it time for my cameo yet?
Valerian: How... how could you build the leviathan....
Raynor(8): Valerian... if you really wish to know... TALK TO THE C-14 GUASS RIFLE!!!!
Credit to :littlekuriboh
On a scale of 1-10 how much does it fail? Should i continue?