StarCraft® II

Hilarious Adventure 3

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Then they wandered the barren wasteland until they got hungry and made bbq muta wings out of manny's gf.
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and as they went to sleep (it was getting dark, and they hadn't slept for 3 days) Manny began to ponder how or why he had gotten a multalisk as a gf, and why they proceded to butcher her for food.
Edited by Jake on 8/28/2011 12:30 PM PDT
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Then manny reassured him that they had the munchies, that only mutas would satisfy.
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Then the next morning, Manny and Zeke awoke to be devoid of their Jeans! luckily Manny at least had his boxers, and Zeke had no problom usuing a piece of cloth for privacy, but they were still pissed. Who the !@#$ would've bothered to steal their Jeans? Suddenly they saw something off in the distance. They decided to take a closer look, suddenly the figure came into view, and the thing had their Jeans! The chase was something like this:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs22/i/2007/353/8/0/Warhammer_40K_Joke_by_UnknownX.jpg
Edited by Jake on 8/28/2011 1:11 PM PDT
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The jeanstealer was gunned down my manny and was eaten.
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But then a Necromancer popped out of nowhere and took the Jeanstealer through a portal before Manny could shoot it!
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Then the necromancer, back at his evi lair, created an army of Jeanstealers using the original as a blueprint, determinded to have the biggest collection of jeans... IN THE WOOOOORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
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But before the clones came out of the test chambers steve ate a bucket of chinese food! (It gives him the craps) and he clogged the factory with his... you know..
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Necromancer: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!



http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo
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Manny: *shoots Necro in head* shaddup you piece of sh*t.

Zeke: Lets go before some @$$hole rips out our tesiticals for suvaniers.
Edited by Jake on 8/29/2011 5:01 PM PDT
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Manny looks at Zeke ackwardly with the last comment. They left and came across...
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To quote a SCV

This is crazy!
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08/30/2011 11:10 AMPosted by LeKroger
Manny looks at Zeke ackwardly with the last comment. They left and came across...


... A rogue Ultralisk!
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that was trying to pick a lock when...
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... It popped out of nowhere and charged at them! Luckily Steve picked up Manny and Zeke just as the Ultralisk rammed where they were a moment ago and rammed the door instead.
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While the Ultralisk tried to pull its head out of the door's metal frame, Manny, Zeke, and Steve float into the sunset...
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To find the legendary treasure of...
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... well, they're not sure who's treasure it is, but it has some cool stuff! Such as 50k credits!
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But as the trio leaves the cave, suddenly a pack of SUPA ROACHES attacks!
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Out of no where behind the supa roaches comes Mr. Bill oh no
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