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A Viking was lost in space and said "Oh, gawddam."
@sshole enemies swooped and grouped to steal his mutha F@cking ham.
Alas, bosses were douches, and made him say, "Oh, gawddam."
A laser he used to fry them, and a leviathan apeared and said, "NOM NOM NOM."
A lost viking spat his gum.
And he charged at the leviathan that said, "NOM NOM NOM."
And it dead screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
A lost viking crashed into a guy chewing gum.
A scientist came up, and "OHHHH, SOMETAG TO HAVE FUM!"
And he was retarted, the viking saying, "OH HEEEEEEELLLL NO! GAWDDAM!"
And the scientist studied him, and viking babies were made...... FROM HAM!
A guy in blizzard thought of a gimmick. A gimmick that would not be dissimilar of a Transformer. A Tranformer that could fly and would have multiple mounted gun terrets. And so he went to Dustin Browder the head of blizzard. Amusingly he said "I thought of a Gimmick! And It involves a plane that becomes a goliath!" Alas, Dustin jumped up and said "BOY HECK NO! Although its a very good idea."
"And explain it."
"A wraith that doesn't have an anti ground attack that becomes a goliath w/out an anti air attack."
"Anti- Air Attack lacking you say?"
"Anonymously, for I am your wife."
"ATROCIOUS! Although arousing."
"And the unit?"
"Alas, the unit! Although I love the idea I have to say no."
"Aw indeed. Although I've thought of a unit."
"And what is it?"
"And what is that?"
"Alas, tis' everything you said but I thought of it so I don't have to pay you royalty!"
"AVAST YE SCURVY DOG YE SHALL PAY!"
"AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT YA YELLO BELLY COWARD!"
"ANDROIDS OWE ME MONEY!"
And that is how babies are born.
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