@sshole enemies swooped and grouped to steal his mutha F@cking ham.
Alas, bosses were douches, and made him say, "Oh, gawddam."
A laser he used to fry them, and a leviathan apeared and said, "NOM NOM NOM."
A lost viking spat his gum.
And he charged at the leviathan that said, "NOM NOM NOM."
And it dead screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
A lost viking crashed into a guy chewing gum.
A scientist came up, and "OHHHH, SOMETAG TO HAVE FUM!"
And he was retarted, the viking saying, "OH HEEEEEEELLLL NO! GAWDDAM!"
And the scientist studied him, and viking babies were made...... FROM HAM!
11/14/2011 07:57 PMPosted by Terrorzviking still alive floated up to the surface..