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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SC2!!!!

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Disclaimer - Starcraft 2 is the sole property of Blizzard Entertainment and it's owners. I in no way claim ownership of any of these characters. Also people featured in this thread are put in a joking manner and is not to be taken seriously, I just thought this would be funny. If you cannot take a joke and/or are offended easily this thread is not for you.

EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF
STARCRAFT
TWOOOOOO!!!!!


CHRIS.METZEN!! http://images.eurogamer.net/2011/articles//a/1/4/1/2/7/7/5/a_med_Chris_Metzen_Blizzard.jpg.jpg



VS.



ZERATUUUUUUUL!!! http://images.wikia.com/starcraft/images/8/87/Zeratul_SC1_Cncpt1.jpg






BEGIN!!!

Chris -
Oh look, my my creation decide to rebel
I'll make this quick I got a story to tell
You better watch what you do, and say as well
Or you'll go the way of Nova, developmental HELL!

Zeratul-
So your the one who wrote this !@#$
You just copy pasted Warcraft 3 you %^-*!
This cheesy dialogue, makes me want to hurl
And how the @#$% is the story about a boy, and a girl?!

C-
Hey Zeratul, what do you think of the new script?
I'm giving you a mouth so you can suck my !@#*
your just a tool, to progress the tale,
you have as much depth, as Chip and Dale!

Z-
Chris, we all know your a Knaack fanboy
Hell! You're probably his boy toy!
I bet you'll put Rhonin in, just for laughs
And if you do, you'll suck my Dragon Lance!


WHO WON!!!???
WHOS NEXT!!!???

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SC2!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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That...sucked somewhat. The actual rap battle stuff, they have longer verses. So...uh...I think Chris Metzen...

Do Nova vs Kerrigan (Non-Infested)!!
Edited by Ender on 12/12/2011 2:21 PM PST
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Funny. Do Jim Raynor VS Arcturus Mengsk.
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not bad but it needs to be longer.
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Yea, I could have done longer, but I didn't want to do to long for my first one.

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Next one on the way!
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TASSADAR VS KERRIGAN (INFESTED)

P.S.
I am sorry for the caps
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Zeratul won. so please do what I asked.
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Tassadar:
My power is overwhelming like the strength of 10 archons/
Your just a walking winged skeleton that birds sit on/
The protoss is the boss a superior race/
Zerg is already at a loss cause this b*tch is running the place/
Your style is weak and your game is whack/
Your cooch had to get infested cause thats the only thing you could catch/
So send your swarm it doesn't matter what you do/
Last thing you'll see is a bright flash from the sky wit my reply "En Taro Adun"/

Infested Kerrigan:
Hold up hold up a sec....
Talking about your race is superior boy your not even awake/
Why you think the Xel' Naga even made us in the first place/
What you need to do is step back for a breather before I serve you up on a plate/
You already tried this before remember? Aiur was your first mistake/
Don't you get it I'm the queen ain't no one beating me/
That's right I'm infested cuz im killing your race off like an STD/
I eat templars for breakfast and carriers for lunch/
Still wanna mess wit me? I'll have ya for brunch/

ooOOOoOoooOOooooo
Edited by Lokarth on 12/18/2011 11:49 AM PST
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It still has to be longer, there are usually 2 verses for each about that long if not longer.
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Tassadar:
My power is overwhelming like the strength of 10 archons/
Your just a walking winged skeleton that birds sit on/
The protoss is the boss a superior race/
Zerg is already at a loss cause this b*tch is running the place/
Your style is weak and your game is whack/
Your cooch had to get infested cause thats the only thing you could catch/
So send your swarm it doesn't matter what you do/
Last thing you'll see is a bright flash from the sky wit my reply "En Taro Adun"/

Infested Kerrigan:
Hold up hold up a sec....
Talking about your race is superior boy your not even awake/
Why you think the Xel' Naga even made us in the first place/
What you need to do is step back for a breather before I serve you up on a plate/
You already tried this before remember? Aiur was your first mistake/
Don't you get it I'm the queen ain't no one beating me/
That's right I'm infested cuz im killing your race off like an STD/
I eat templars for breakfast and carriers for lunch/
Still wanna mess wit me? I'll have ya for brunch/

ooOOOoOoooOOooooo



I'm surprised you didn't mention Kerrigan being the Queen !@#$% of the Universe
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