If you are reading this, then welcome to my new store. I missed having a business, and Zanon was doing well with my bar, so I made this one. This isn't a cover for a secret operation to create a multidimensional bridge that will be solely for my use in obliterating/ruling over certain forms of existence. It was so beautiful..........
Ahem, ignore that. In this store, you can find anything you can think of, and if I don't have it, I can get it, so long as you don't ask how, because everything exists somewhere. Plus, you can take as long as you want to pay me, it all goes on your tab. Just remember that if you do create a tab, large portions of your consciousness will be transferred to specialized crystals, and will be used as part of a project to create a revolutionary new, eternal power source.
Don't worry, you'll still have full use of your body, and you'll be fine as long as your crystal isn't damaged, but just be aware that a link is automatically created between you and your crystal when you enter here, and that I will be keeping possession of your consciousness until such time that you pay your tab. If your crystal is destroyed, you will be reduced to mental wreck that is incapable of doing even the simplest tasks. In short, if you don't pay your tab, your soul belongs to me.
Don't you just love the E.U.L.A? So look around, if I can't get something, then it doesn't exist in any form of reality.