Thundercrash's Soul access Realm

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02/17/2012 12:13 PMPosted by Fantasy
Hey! kidnapping is Illegal.


Report it to the news network.
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You also sell Protoss machinery, yes? Then I would like one of those super generators used to power the Colossus. I hear those things can last just about forever.
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02/17/2012 12:13 PMPosted by Fantasy
Hey! kidnapping is Illegal.


It is? Oh. Then I guess I'll have to get someone to mistranslate what I say. Accidentally of course.

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02/17/2012 12:20 PMPosted by KnarledOne
So is randomly murdering people, but here at JoeyRay's we do it anyways.


yeah, but they mysteriously "undie" within three posts
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Hey Thundercrash, you got any carrier class shielding here? If you do, i'll take 2
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02/18/2012 08:10 PMPosted by Fantasy
So is randomly murdering people, but here at JoeyRay's we do it anyways.


yeah, but they mysteriously "undie" within three posts



Death is Cheap.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap
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*Pins a little sign saying "Obligatory TV-Tropes warning" on that post*

That site eats souls faster than a fat kid does candy.
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*sigh*
Owlfeathers is taking too long, can you go ahead and get me an indentured Russian?
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Oh, sorry, I already got the Russian a while ago, but it took me a while to get back to you, as there was some err... confusion... about the terms of the agreement. Anyways, here you go. *brings out Russian from mothership* Not indentured, but I have planted a controllable virus inside of him that will make him be forced to cooperate in a worst case scenario. Don't worry, it was all done with his consent. Well, that is if my translator device properly translates to Russian. Oh well, who cares about that, I got to abduct someone!
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*sign appears on door, reading: Out to lunch, back in possibly 1300 years, give or take an millenium*
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"Awwwwwww...." Nick says as he approaches the doorway.

"I cant wait that long...."
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02/25/2012 11:29 AMPosted by Thundercrash
*sign appears on door, reading: Out to lunch, back in possibly 1300 years, give or take an millenium*


Well, he might as well have said "Closing Store". Aside from Protoss and the changeling, nobody lives that long.
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Not even, Protoss live for around 1000 years, tops.
Edited by NickDaMan on 2/25/2012 11:52 AM PST
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Well Razangal lived for 1045 but was considered very, very old.

But it's like ordering something at the candystore as a five year old, and coming back as a centurnarian
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Thats one long lunch...
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*fades into existence, chewing on something deep green*

What I miss?

02/25/2012 11:29 AMPosted by Thundercrash
*sign appears on door, reading: Out to lunch, back in possibly 1300 years, give or take an millenium*


Oh, that? I meant minutes and days. When you start traveling through time and dimensions, you sometimes mix up a few things in your head. Besides, time is relative.
Edited by Thundercrash on 2/26/2012 8:31 AM PST
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"Can I get anything with 33,000 credits?"
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ThunderCrash, with the Soul Acces realm, you may just be putting me and Jake out of buisness!
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02/26/2012 08:35 AMPosted by NickDaMan
"Can I get anything with 33,000 credits?"


Take a look in the Inexpensive section.

02/26/2012 01:58 PMPosted by plasmaman
ThunderCrash, with the Soul Acces realm, you may just be putting me and Jake out of buisness!


No I won't. I may have much better selection then you guys, but I'm much more expensive, because my operating costs are much higher.
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*Enters from basement*

So, looks like no customers. Ah well, time to start a new project.
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