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*bang bang bang*
GAH! WHAT THE-
Oh yes, those things... I'd quite forgotten about the NOTHING NOTHING TO SEE HERE PLEASE MOVE ON and ah there it is. I just need to attach the -
Well, at least that seems to be working. Now I just need one of those soul crystals... where'd he put those...
NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
That crystal was used as payment some time ago. It contains the soul of an ancient evil Archon. Please try not to drop it.
Besides *holds up object* I have this. It contains CrymsonRaven's soul.
*taps claw on crystal*
Miniature spirit earthquake! Hehehe. NOw if I can hook it up to the...
Edited by KnarledOne on 1/9/2013 6:35 PM PST
Well... I just pushed the red button. Shoulda known that wouldn't be good. Maybe the green -
~LESSER, YET STILL FRIGHTENINGLY LOUD AND VIOLENT BOOM~
Nope. I'll try blue -
Well, whaddya know.
"The moron," I say struggling to stand up, "Did not properly arraign the crystal's lattice energy to the machine. It went into overdrive and exploded instantly. Butler! Help me up!"
"At once sir!"
"There you go you...thing."
Edited by smylez on 1/9/2013 6:50 PM PST
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