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Because, I wont need to be limited to Humanly functions.... Unless.... What happens if you fuse both Zerg matter and an Adjutant together?
Easier said than done... I'll give it a shot.
*Loud noise, portal opens, I step out*
Here ya go. Take this and this -
*I hand me a manual and a male adjutant*
-and follow the instructions. Just hook up the machine in the back and deliver.
Ah, thanks. Gotta love the thing, eh? Remember the Roach Warren?
Yep. Weird talking about old times to yourself, huh? By the way, gesundheit.
ACHOO! Well, see ya.
*I step back into the portal, which closes*
Well, that works out nicely. Here's the body and a soul siphon...
You may wish to stand back. CR, there may be some... slight discomfort.
"That is a statistical impossibility because no one escapes a soul crystal without Thundercrash's permission. You cannot warp out of it or change to a different dimension. Once there, you are stuck forever unless it is somehow broken. However, the materials required to break such crystals is not of this world and lies on one of Thundercrash's many dimensions. Even then, you can't break out while you are inside"
"Who the hell is Thundercrash? Who the hell are you guys? And how the hell do I know these things?"
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