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Roll to Dodge Randomness!
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Edited by Jake on 5/2/12 3:16 PM (PDT)
OOC: Wow, dead by page 2? I call bullsh*t...
WTF!?! Smylez has a neck wound, and he's still alive, and yet I f*cking DIE from something that is made to DISABLE, NOT KILL!?! And you didn't even say anything about it choking me or anything? I APPARENTLY DIED FROM HAVING PAIN IN MY NECK, WHIVH SMYLEZ PROBABLY HAS IN AMPLE SUPPLY, YET IS ALIVE! AND A ROLL OF 1 IS CRITICAL HIT, NOT INSTANT F*CKING DEAD! IC: The necromancer gestures with his right hand, and Jake's corpse begins to shudder and move! |
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I attempt to lead my Zerg Army in an attack on Russia.
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I collect the centipedes from Jake's body and begin frying them up with ramps for a tasty repast. With soda on the side of course.
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OMG, I forgot the POTATOES?!?
*honor suicide* FIne, I make some mashed potatoes to go with the Rampipedes. |
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FINALLY!
(this is a fun thread) I'm beginning to realize that some bad things could happen to me very easily with fried centipedes.... |
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I attempt to construct additional pylons.
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