Topic Roll to Dodge Randomness!
Edited by Jake on 5/2/12 3:16 PM (PDT)
OOC: Wow, dead by page 2? I call bullsh*t...
WTF!?! Smylez has a neck wound, and he's still alive, and yet I f*cking DIE from something that is made to DISABLE, NOT KILL!?!
And you didn't even say anything about it choking me or anything? I APPARENTLY DIED FROM HAVING PAIN IN MY NECK, WHIVH SMYLEZ PROBABLY HAS IN AMPLE SUPPLY, YET IS ALIVE!
AND A ROLL OF 1 IS CRITICAL HIT, NOT INSTANT F*CKING DEAD!
IC: The necromancer gestures with his right hand, and Jake's corpse begins to shudder and move!