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That's right folks, this Arena is underneath Zanon's and Thunder's Bar. So now you can watch the bloodshed and fighting while you have a drink. I am also working out a deal with Zarkun's pizza so they would serve their food here. And if you want, you can be one of the contestants.

More will be updated just be patient.

Jukebox. More of a Jukeling, actually. Feed him a quarter, and make your selection. Just keep your fingers clear o' those jaws.

Sweet Home Alabama - No, I don't know what 'Alabama' is, but the song's a classic.

The Ballad of the Trollhunters - A song of brave warriors who fought against evil. Actually, more 'stupidity' than evil.

Tha Balid of tha Trole - not to be confused with the previous selection. This is a song about a powerful being who destroyed everything in his path against all odds. Contains numerous grammatical errors.

Gimme Three Steps - Yeah, I like this one. Written by Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blizzard's favorite band.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - I fought, but they made me.
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Knarled's Menu, he said it was to appease to Zerg tastes.

Broodling Legs - Whaddya mean, "why are you serving Zerg in a Roach Warren?" Think about it for a while.

Marine - Terran, boiled until the shell takes on a delicious red color. Or, blue color... or black color... You know, I'm beginning to think they already looked like that.

100% Angus Burger - Don't ask me. All I know is I get 'em from the same place Zanon gets his milk.

Roast Troll - A bunch of guys came over from the bar and sold this to me cheap. I pass on the savings!

Steak - This guy kept sayin' "stop staring at me like I'm a piece of meat." Tell the truth, I was.

Zarkun's Pizzeria Menu

Good old Pepperoni: What the name implies. Just choose your type of cheese.

Meat Lovers: Every kind of meat you can think of, and some you haven't. Choose your cheese.

Deep Space cheese: Why's it glowing?

Zergling Pie: Careful, it's prone to try to eat you!

Protoss Special: Not sure whats in the crust or on the pizza. Still trying to figure out why a Protoss made a pizza.

Mind Melter: Inspire by a drink from Zanon's bar. Not sure what the chef used, but it has similar affects as the Mind Shredder.

Custom: Take anything you can come up with and order it. If it's popular enough, I'll add it to the menu!

Cheeses:

Cheddar, Habenero Jack, Deep Space Cheese, Predatory Feeling, Whatever the chef used on the Mind Melter, Monterrey.

Toppings:

Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Canadian Bacon, other meats (you can name them and I'll add them to the list. Too brain dead to do it myself right now), zerglings, pineapple, olives, and various fruits and veggies from across the Koprulu sector.
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Zanon's Bar Menu

A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass.

A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking.

The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears.

Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…”

Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up.

Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday.

Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game.

What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good.

Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime...

A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“

The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon.

Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead.

The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar.

The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out.

Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot.

The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict.

The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions.

The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed.

Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days

(insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour.

The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated.

Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal.

Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised.

Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff

Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret.

Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary.

Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead.

Enlightenment: tell me when you get there.

Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish

Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today.

M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later.

Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot.

Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it.

Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun!

The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake.

The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation.

Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen.

Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass.

The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties.

Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up.

Drink accessories:

pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter)

hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks)

Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff.

Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week.

I pull out a radiation spitting flamethrower. "Don't ask how I made this work."

Well, am I running the risk of limbs being thrown in the ovens?

"THE ROACH WARREN WAS JUST LIKE THIS! I hope this doesn't hurt KnarledOnes feelings if it lives longer than the Roach Warren."

Let's not call it limbs if it flies into your ovens, lets call it mystery meat. But no there will be no limbs flying into your ovens unless you want them to.

Then I'll do it, but you need to supply me with some new pizzas. I don't think my usual will fly down here.

Thunder still hasn't responded to all of this, oh well. Why do you think that your pizzas wont do any good down here.

Low lifes don't always like none disgusting food. Or food that tries to eat them.

Yes, but you are forgetting that this is Joeyray's, which means that your pizza and Zanon's drinks are in the right place anytime, anywhere.

*A limb flew off of one of the contestants and landed in ShadowFury's hand.*

Well, the jukeling finally has a job! Gnarly! Your little friend won't starve anymore! It will grow fat from the quarters! And I can't wait to roas- err feed it!

I chew on the arm a little. "BLAH! IT'S PROTOSS FLAVORED!"

Shadow, do I want to know how you know what that tastes like?

"I ate some Protoss back at my initiation when I was super drunk. Thank ThunderCrash for doing that to me."

Zanon is going to be pretty mad if he finds out....

And now I really question the initiation rituals here.

"Finds out about what? Zarkun, just don't get drunk, and you'll be fine at your initiation."

07/19/2012 07:10 PMPosted by Naitsrich

Zanon is going to be pretty mad if he finds out....

Nait, don't worry I got this. I already told Thunder that I was raising revenue for the Bar, and I am selling his drinks down here.

So...
Are we gonna Gladiate up in here?

"If you want my good sir. So far my own Character, Vereor is fighting in the arena. He even took over the Ultralisk I sent down there."

You see that he is a Terran that was injected with the Zerg Hyper Evolutionary Virus. He has chitin on his arms and legs, he also has 3 inch spikes growing on his arms. He has two tendrils that were protruding out of his shoulders, they could be used to pierce or control Zerg. There was blood everywhere.