Hello there. I have taken Bar responsibility from the now-retired Zanon.
A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass.
A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking.
The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears.
Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…”
Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up.
Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday.
Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game.
What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good.
Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime...
A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“
The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon.
Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead.
The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar.
The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out.
Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot.
The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict.
The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions.
The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed.
Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days
(insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour.
The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated.
Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal.
Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised.
Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff
Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret.
Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary.
Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead.
Enlightenment: tell me when you get there.
Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish
Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today.
M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later.
Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot.
Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it.
Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun!
The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake.
The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation.
Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen.
Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass.
The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties.
Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up.
pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter)
hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks)
Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff.
Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week.
Anyone who violates code will be punished with extreme prejudice- being thrown into the pit of Roaches kept in the back. Fed regularly, but they're always hungry, ya know. Drink, east, goof off, and don't piss me off. That is all.
I'm actually not sure. He said it would be his last thread (although he mentioned doing a story on one of his characters), but he might not finish it.
By the by, I won't rat you out if 'How Would You Set Up?' is (responsibly) necro'd. Simply put, I'd like to see fresh ideas.
Edited by Draconus on 7/29/2012 6:43 PM PDT
I'm profiling all of you (and myself) for the new people.
Found it :D It was in number 6, and I think this is the most recent one.
There were the Allies and Central Powers. Where were you in history class?
" The Allies were the WWII and the Central Powers, well I do not think they were the WWI version of the Axis. I believe it was a different name. I know it was triple something."
"No it is dece- You know what, it is a k-9 school in a rural area. Cut it some slack. Plus it isn't incorrect. It just is different. Maybe it is because it is the teacher, maybe it is the school division."
Edited by ShadowFury on 7/29/2012 9:35 PM PDT
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