StarCraft® II

Hello there. I have taken Bar responsibility from the now-retired Zanon.

Drink menu:

A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass.

A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking.

The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears.

Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…”

Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up.

Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday.

Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game.

What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good.

Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime...

A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“

The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon.

Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead.

The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar.

The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out.

Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot.

The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict.

The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions.

The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed.

Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days

(insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour.

The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated.

Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal.

Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised.

Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff

Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret.

Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary.

Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead.

Enlightenment: tell me when you get there.

Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish

Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today.

M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later.

Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot.

Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it.

Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun!

The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake.

The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation.

Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen.

Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass.

The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties.

Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up.

Drink accessories:

pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter)

hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks)

Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff.

Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week.

Anyone who violates code will be punished with extreme prejudice- being thrown into the pit of Roaches kept in the back. Fed regularly, but they're always hungry, ya know. Drink, east, goof off, and don't piss me off. That is all.

-Henceforth to be an announcement board-
*Reserved*

Wait, so he's done then? Not even gonna finish For Honor, Glory, and Home?

I'm actually not sure. He said it would be his last thread (although he mentioned doing a story on one of his characters), but he might not finish it.

By the by, I won't rat you out if 'How Would You Set Up?' is (responsibly) necro'd. Simply put, I'd like to see fresh ideas.

Could you explain it to me. I'm kinda confused by it.

Which part of my post was confusing in any way?

We need the "People Descriptions" post. It was a great idea.

There is no flipping way I'm going to go to all that trouble just to track down that monster post, copy-paste it, then bring it up. Sorry, not gonna happen.

BTW, what was a great idea? HWYSU?

I'm profiling all of you (and myself) for the new people.
(And because I'm bored)
-This is a work in progress-

Set up using following format:
PlayerName
RPer status:
Race most used (in Rps):
Personality:
Quirks:
Other:

Zanon
RPer status: Very Credible. Fits under 'Old Guard' category.
Race most used: Terran/Protoss
Personality: I like the rules.
Quirks: I am insane, but no one can tell because I regulate it so well.
Other: I've been here forever.
If Joeyray's had a sheriff, it would be me.
----------IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT ME----------
I am an easy going person but, if you post something that contains x-rated or downright disgusting material I WILL REPORT YOU.
I have reported two people for this, and they were both PERMANENTLY banned.
----------End note----------

Thundercrash
RPer status: Very Credible. Fits under 'Old Guard' category.
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Excellent.
Quirks: Characters have a very healthy dose of paranoia. Has a love for epic fight scenes. Comes across as slightly sadistic at times, but keeps himself mostly under control.
Other: Been here forever. The original bar owner, until I took over the enterprise. Excellent post length.

HowBabysRBrn
RPer status: Above Average
Race most used: Zerg (Changeling)
Personality: Insane.
Quirks: Tends to go into excessive detail about the inner workings of his characters. That is not a bad thing.
Other: Good post length. Not the new guy anymore.

Wfawwer
RPer status: Competent. Old guard.
Race most used: Terran
Personality: A stable individual.
Quirks: Likes the science to make sense.
Other: Been around about as long as Thundercrash and I have.

Mockingjay
RPer status: Retired, but maintains a story that she updates periodicity.
Race most used: Terran (Ghost)
Personality: Happy.
Quirks: Sudden mood shifts.
Other: Been around about as long as Thundercrash and I. Peak of activity summer 2011.
READ STORY JAY THE GHOST!

Ender now Hegemon
RPer status: Retired.
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable.
Quirks: Nothing jumps to mind.
Other: Peak of activity summer of 2011. Comes back occasionally.

NickDaMan
RPer status: Good.
Race most used: Terran.
Personality: Stable.
Quirks: Thinks there is a conspiracy to ignore him.
Other: Been at Joeyray's since day one.

Thecommander
RPer status: Credible.
Race most used: Terran (prefers Specter)
Personality: Very level headed individual.
Quirks: Nothing jumps to mind.
Other: Excellent post length. Most words per post of any regular poster. Has a lot of characters.

Jake
RPer status: Above Average
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable. Likes battle.
Quirks: Likes Chaos themes from warhammer.
Other: His characters seam to loose there arms a lot. Often a metal smith as an extra.

BzKKryrne now jaykeblakk
RPer status: New. Good.
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable.
Quirks: Nothing jumps to mind.
Other: I haven't known him very long, but I haven't seen anything bad yet.

Draconus
RPer status: New. Good.
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable.
Quirks: Nothing jumps to mind.
Other: Doing very well on the first RP he made. I haven't known him very long, but I haven't seen anything bad yet.

MrRandom
RPer status: New.
Race most used: -Terran?
Personality: I'm not sure, but seems stable.
Quirks: Randomness.
Other: Seems to like dice rolls. He shot Joeyray's TV, he paid dearly.

KnarledOne
RPer status: New. Good.
Race most used: Protoss/Terran
Personality: Stable.
Quirks: His threads have a habit of being briefly very popular, then... Dying.
Other: Character's often part of some knowledge collecting group.

Fantasy
RP status: semi-regular
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable (see other)
Quirks: Once replaced himself with a clone of himself (Named Reality). His characters have a very high mortality rate.
Other: Was one of the main drivers of the Troll Wars. He may have been infected with NickDaMan's "there is a conspiracy to ignore me" paranoia. More on this as it develops.

DarkZealot
RPer status: New
Race most used: Terran?
Personality: Seems impulsive, but that may just be his characters.
Quirks: Started with a bunch of one sentence posts back to back.
Other: Immediately had a run in with Wfawwer in logic mode.

OwlFeathers
RPer status: Good
Race most used: -need info-
Personality: Stable
Quirks: Nothing jumps to mind.
Other: Suddenly back again. Or maybe not.

LeKroger
RPer status: Competent. Old Guard.
Race most used: Terran
Personality Mechanic all the way.
Quirks: Fairly normal guy (Who knew there were any of those here?)
Other: Likes Goliaths, often has one in his RP's. It rarely sees use.

CrymsonRaven
RPer status: New
Race most used: Terran
Personality: (Actually) Stable
Quirks: Does what we would really do in a situation instead of the rule of cool thing.
Other: Character seems to tell the enemy a lot when captured.

BcInFinity
RPer status: Good
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable
Quirks: He is invisible.
Other: Seems to have difficulty inserting himself into RPs.

smylez:
RPer status: Active late 2011
Race used in RP: Protoss
Personality: Slightly mad, usually cheerful. Sadistic?
Quirks: Pays close attention to setting. Hates reading one giant block of words. Perfectionist in his post or doesn't care at all.
Others: Had his first text adventure deleted overnight because it was so awesome. (Then the trolls came) Probably the only guy on the forum to kill off someone's character without their consent. Prefers to join new RPs than existing ones

Vultureling
RPer status: Inconsistent
Race most used: Zerg
Personality: I'm really not sure.
Quirks: Vanishes for long periods of time.
Other: He starts an RP, but vanishes and leaves it to the RPer's to keep it alive. This is kind of balanced out by the fact that he sets up good plots for the RPs. It keeps them alive for a while.

Plasmaman now ShadowFury
RPer status: Good
Race most used: Terran/Protoss
Personality: Stable
Quirks: Seems to integrate himself into situations a little poorly, but that's only my opinion.
Other: Characters seem to like to tick people off for a reaction

Avikon
RPer status: New
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable
Quirks: Pretends to be a patient person.
Other: I was impressed by his creativity. Does above avrage character bios.

Nikola
RPer status: New
Race most used: Terran
Personality: Stable
Quirks: Says, "That was strange. Interesting, but strange."
Other: I gave him an idea for an RP name.

PlayerName
RPer status:
Race most used:
Personality:
Quirks:
Other:

darkra
RPer status: Difficult to determine.
Race most used: Protoss?
Personality: Eager.
Quirks: Can't seem to capitalize. This makes his posts very hard to read.
Other: Low tolerance of ace.
---I would like to bring your attention to something at this point---
This is a SELF POLICING community. darkra made a thread complaining about ace that bordered on being a 'hate thread'. I called him on it immediately and gave him a set time to edit/delete the thread so that I would not need to report him.(Like I said, I'm almost the Sheriff)
I received immediate support from Wfawwer (belayed Thank You to her), then from the rest of the Joeyray's community who were here at that time.
darkra edited the thread and was saved from a possible ban.
---Keep in mind that this was a long time ago---

ace now BcACE
RPer status: Not quite a troll.
Race most used: Protoss
Personality: He tries really hard. Eager.
Quirks: Improved his spelling and grammar by leagues.
Other: Has a tendency to kill RPs. He tries to be constructive, but it conflict often follows him
He is picked on more than anyone else here. Be tolerant.

---Updated---

Found it :D It was in number 6, and I think this is the most recent one.

. . . Holy freaking Baneling crap . . .

You can take it over, Tesla.

Lol. Just found the updated one myself and yes it is Nikola.

We need a new one though. Myself and a couple others aren't on it.

Eh, thats Zanon's job. He would probably do a better job than I would.

O.O

I....I can? I am allowed to do something Zanon made? I feel honored >.< Although I don't think I could do as great a job...

There were the Allies and Central Powers. Where were you in history class?
*angrily snaps ruler*

" The Allies were the WWII and the Central Powers, well I do not think they were the WWI version of the Axis. I believe it was a different name. I know it was triple something."

Prior to the First World War, there were the Triple Alliance and the Triple Entente. However, these factions rearranged into the Central Powers and Allies, respectively.

Britain calls its faction the Allies.
Napoleonic Wars- Allies
WWI- Allies
WWII- Allies

"Well, I might have a different learning system than you. In my end year class it was not called that."

Maybe you were still on the alliances' names, instead of the factions'.
Some schools still do that, for a reason that eludes me.

Lack of decent funding would be my bet.

"No it is dece- You know what, it is a k-9 school in a rural area. Cut it some slack. Plus it isn't incorrect. It just is different. Maybe it is because it is the teacher, maybe it is the school division."