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This coded message was intercepted by Dominion forces. The decoded message reads as follows

Kerrigan,

I hope this finds you well. I heard rumors you are alive, despite what most say, and that you are rebuilding the swarm. I have a little time before my forces are tracked here and I want to be long gone before I am discovered so I will tell you my story..

I was an orphan, my parrents, casutalities of the war with the U.E.D. I grew up in an orphanage on one of the outer rim planets. It was there I discovered an amazing talent! I could read the thoughts of others, Implant suggestions, and move small objects with my mind. I kept my powers secret though. I heard stories about people like me vanishing without a trace.

When I grew old enougth to strike out on my own I got a job at a repair shop. My powers made me perfect for doing micro repairs and getting a "Fair" deal out of customers. Then they came.. I was 19 and working on my vulture when some Dominion ghosts arrived into town. I could guess what they wanted. I heard that Emperor Mengsk restarted the Ghost project and I was not going to serve that madman. As soon as I saw them I jumped on my vulture and ran. I ran untill my vulture ran out of fuel. I took shelter in some caves. Little did I know I walked into a zerg Hive Cluster...untill it was too late.

However, I did not die, the Brood Mother in command of the zerg there reconized my power and thought I could be of some use. I was transformed into a powerful killing machine. My new form was not so much of a curse as I once thought. I was faster and stronger but that was not all, my mental powers inceased. With each day I found I could control more and more zerg the Brood Mother saw this as well. I turned from a weapon into a threat and I knew it was only a matter of time before she killed me. So I struck first...

With the Brood Mother taken care of it was easy to rally the zerg. I then left my home planet and begin moving from world to world slaying other Brood Mothers and assimilating their broods into my brood. I soon found a moon whose volcanic climate, with an atmosphere that blocked orbital scanners, and rich resources made it perfect place to start a new Hive Cluster.

So far I have only resorted to Ambushes and probing raids but my brood grows stronger day by day. I will soon have enough zerg to start a war. But I do not plan to fight with you. I propose an alliance instead. With your brood and mine combined into ne we can finaly make the swarm a feared name across the Koprulu Sector once again!!

I cannot disclose my location in this transmission. Mengsk could have cracked my code. Nor can I contact you with a dircect mental link. So far the Protoss have not threatened my brood but I do not want to end up fighting a war on two fronts. Instead I leave you with this, listen to your dreams, they will show you the way to my home.

Good Luck

Darkan, Lord of Chaos

The source of the transmission an old radar tower, was found abandoned. The message was sent across the outer rim rather than being sent to a direct position. If you have any information on this "Lord of Chaos", please report it to your nearest Dominion representative immediately.

Dear Darkan, Lord of Chaos

I received your trasmission on aboard outpost Leviathan #1435. Unfortunately, the Queen of Blades is a very busy person. Currently she is working on-

Bringing Galaxy-wide Peace to every denizen.
Eliminating Galaxy Hunger.
Stopping Thermal Entropy.
Getting Reinfested.
Killing Rogue Brood Mothers.
Bathing in the blood of servants who have failed to please her.
Destroying all who would stand in her way.

As you can see, our loving, kind and gentle mother has very little time to respond to the thousands of mails she receives every day. I will forward this to outpost Leviathan #6236 in hopes that your transmission falls on fruitful creep.

If you need any help, call our toll free number at
1-800-THE-ZERG

or email me at

grzrmbzlzrz@theswarmcustomersupport.kerrigan

-Overlord #8798270916

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