StarCraft® II

You've played too much starcraft when...

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-prior to sex, you look up (or down) at your partner and say "GL HF"

-your bank account never exceeds $400

-your girlfriend tells you to clean your dishes, to which you respond "not enough energy"

-before going to bed, you check under your bed and in your closet for proxy pylons
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LOLOL u mad me laugh so hard XD. Maybe you culd post more of these XD
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09/06/2012 06:14 PMPosted by wawacrates
-your girlfriend tells you to clean your dishes, to which you respond "not enough energy"


This one cracked me up lol
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You know you play too much starcraft when your friend says "I got a macro (economics) test today" and you reply "Injects, injects, injects"
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You say GG all the time, like when someone screws up or when something goes poorly.
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I thought the pylon one was funny
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09/06/2012 06:18 PMPosted by PotatoLiSK
You know you play too much starcraft when your friend says "I got a macro (economics) test today" and you reply "Injects, injects, injects"


lol nice

-you see a roach on the floor and immediately expect 6 more to be right behind it.

-you try to find ways to use the word "zealot" more often in your vocabulary.

-you think you can hide from your girlfriend by standing up on the couch
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When you are in economy lessons and you are thinking about how to expend minerals and gas.
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-your gf announces she is knocked up to which you say "spawn more overlords"
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09/06/2012 06:34 PMPosted by JediMaster
-your gf announces she is knocked up to which you say "spawn more overlords"


you know, its not very often that I literally laugh out loud at text on my computer screen, but this is one of those times!
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When before walking anywhere with friends, you try to scan for siege tanks.
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-you could SWEAR that you see the outline of what appears to be an observer following you everywhere you go
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09/06/2012 06:41 PMPosted by Dacder
When before walking anywhere with friends, you try to scan for siege tanks.


No. That's just being epic. I can picture it now.

Me: "EVERYONE STOP!"
Ed: "What? Why?"
Diego: "You thinking what I am thinking?"
Me: "Yeah... choke point... Ed, give me your binoculars"
/use BINOCULARSx1
Me: "All over the ridge... we are going to need Tempests to break line."
...

...
/teamlol
Diego: "Nah, just take the Warp Prism. We'll fly around it."
Edited by Snowbluff on 9/6/2012 6:45 PM PDT
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Have to admit.

I check my closet for pylons because DT's are scary. >.<
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You've played too much Starcraft when you're at Bonaroo and suddenly feel the urge to F-Click split the crowd in two with force fields and A-move all the tall hipsters in front of you.
Edited by Zuul on 9/6/2012 7:22 PM PDT
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Or when it gets hot you say "It's getting too hot.."
or in bio when your learning about carriers in diseases and you think of "carrier has arrived"
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When you see a fat person coming your way and immediately "split" away from your posse

When you close and open every doorway on your way in and out

When you refer to a new situation as "scouting"

When you enter a room and look for a "watch tower" to control

When you "spam" apm in your everyday life when bored

When you say "nuclear launch detected" before kicking somebody in the nuts

When you refer to a sequence of actions as your "build"
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When your nephew pulls your finger and you say "vvvVVVESPENE GEYSER EXHAUSTED."
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