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-prior to sex, you look up (or down) at your partner and say "GL HF"
-your bank account never exceeds $400
-your girlfriend tells you to clean your dishes, to which you respond "not enough energy"
-before going to bed, you check under your bed and in your closet for proxy pylons
-you see a roach on the floor and immediately expect 6 more to be right behind it.
-you try to find ways to use the word "zealot" more often in your vocabulary.
-you think you can hide from your girlfriend by standing up on the couch
you know, its not very often that I literally laugh out loud at text on my computer screen, but this is one of those times!
No. That's just being epic. I can picture it now.
Me: "EVERYONE STOP!"
Ed: "What? Why?"
Diego: "You thinking what I am thinking?"
Me: "Yeah... choke point... Ed, give me your binoculars"
Me: "All over the ridge... we are going to need Tempests to break line."
Diego: "Nah, just take the Warp Prism. We'll fly around it."
Edited by Snowbluff on 9/6/2012 6:45 PM PDT
When you see a fat person coming your way and immediately "split" away from your posse
When you close and open every doorway on your way in and out
When you refer to a new situation as "scouting"
When you enter a room and look for a "watch tower" to control
When you "spam" apm in your everyday life when bored
When you say "nuclear launch detected" before kicking somebody in the nuts
When you refer to a sequence of actions as your "build"
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