StarCraft® II

You've played too much starcraft when...

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When your eyes turn red...
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When bath sud formation becomes a battlefield.
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09/06/2012 06:19 PMPosted by Bartimus
You say GG all the time, like when someone screws up or when something goes poorly.

lol me and my friends do that all the time.
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When your girlfriend asks you to go shopping and you say "Not enough minerals!"

When you have a fungus infection and feel obliged to stay still.

When you see a Marine you point at him and scream "OP! OP! OP!"

When you watch War of the Worlds and think to yourself "They should have built some vikings".

EDIT: When before having sex, you check to make sure your girlfriend is supply-blocked. :D
Edited by Samurai on 9/9/2012 6:37 PM PDT
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09/06/2012 07:44 PMPosted by Samurai
When you watch War of the Worlds and think to yourself "They should have built some vikings".


That has to be one of the best in this thread!
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When you play angry birds and think the green pigs are banelings
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this thread is great.

you have played too much starcraft when try to repeat the void rays and carriers after they something cool like "CALIBRATING VOID LENSES" or "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED" or my personal favorite "LOCK BEAMS AND INCINERATE"
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You know you've played too much Starcraft when:

You mistake "Multitask" for "Mutalisk".

When you see a fat person you yell "Carrier has Arrived!!"

Before you have sex, you tell your GF that you need to turn on Siege Mode.
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09/06/2012 07:20 PMPosted by Nordis
When you refer to a sequence of actions as your "build"


This.
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when every but starts to look like a zerg...
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09/06/2012 08:18 PMPosted by EugeneTwo
When you play angry birds and think the green pigs are banelings


09/06/2012 08:35 PMPosted by Light
You mistake "Multitask" for "Mutalisk".


09/06/2012 07:44 PMPosted by Samurai
When your girlfriend asks you to go shopping and you say "Not enough minerals!"


these
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you know you play starcraft to much when you see stairs and try to see how much sentries you need to ff it off

^ This is True ive caught myself thinking it!
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Why did I ever read this thread? Now I'm going to be seeing some of this stuff, like this:

you know you play starcraft to much when you see stairs and try to see how much sentries you need to ff it off
Edited by Palamani on 9/6/2012 9:03 PM PDT
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But I know that observer is following me...
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I don't know why, but the bank statement was the most amusing one to me
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When everytime you see the word Heretic on a page, you feel an urge to change it's spelling to HeReTiC. (Had to go to the bathroom one time to stop myself from destroying my textbook.) I doubt my teacher would had appreciated the change...
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When you fart, your proud to have spent your vespene gas.
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You know you've played too much Starcraft when:
When you see a fat person you yell "Carrier has Arrived!!".


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ3dPXhQG7k :D
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When you can tell people stories about love in starcraft format, like saying the early game is crazy, you need lots of micro but the late game gets stale
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When you inject coffee in the morning to increase your daily apm.

When you rearrange your furniture to prevent zergling run-byes before you go out.

When you wish you could neural parasite your boss on an hourly basis.

When you notice you have developed an intense phobia for choke points and run through them as fast as possible... to the utter confusion of onlookers.
Edited by Sin on 9/7/2012 12:26 AM PDT
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