StarCraft® II

You've played too much starcraft when...

09/06/2012 06:44 PMPosted by HeReTiC
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09/06/2012 06:14 PMPosted by wawacrates
-before going to bed, you check under your bed and in your closet for proxy pylons


LOL this killed me ahahaha.
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Box things on the computer when doing work for no apparent reason.
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When in P.E. you tell your teammates to micro the dodge ball.
Edited by CrymsonRaven on 9/7/2012 4:58 AM PDT
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lol
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-When you get done with something at work you say "Job Finished."
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When you have the urge to end an argument with a gg.

... And this is why the guy was found guilty, gg.
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When you start thinking about what you would do if you were a marine.
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-prior to sex, you look up (or down) at your partner and say "GL HF"

-your bank account never exceeds $400

-your girlfriend tells you to clean your dishes, to which you respond "not enough energy"

Best three in the thread
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Before walking somewhere, you think of a-moving
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so you're on a bunch of pills and your friend comes up and asks how does it feel in which you respond "POWER OVERWHELMING"
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You stand in front of the mirror in the morning in your fresh clothes, hair combed, teeth washed, ready to go and think: "Mutation complete."

When co-workers get argumentative, you think: "Your allies are in combat!".
Edited by SocialistRex on 9/7/2012 8:30 AM PDT
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You refer to the layout of furniture in your house as 'SimCity'.
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09/06/2012 06:19 PMPosted by Bartimus
You say GG all the time, like when someone screws up or when something goes poorly.


I do this all the time. lol
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09/06/2012 06:14 PMPosted by wawacrates
-before going to bed, you check under your bed and in your closet for proxy pylons


Winner
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09/06/2012 06:14 PMPosted by wawacrates
-before going to bed, you check under your bed and in your closet for proxy pylons


EVERY NIGHT

Homigosh, when I lay down to sleep I can hear the crystalline electronic swishing very quietly in the distance... Then I look and see a little probie scooting off into the fog...
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When you see bugs in the house and shout "YEs I am starting t get my army".

You start a garden that you meditate in hoping to grow a few Protoss units.

Your wife had to call 911 because you got stuck in a crazy machine that was putting on your terran armor like in that movie.

You step on a stink bug and scream "AGGh BANELINGS"

You try to get your girlfriend/wife to dress up like a ghost only to hear "just picture me cloaked as you sleep on the couch".

Your friends change the ring tone on your phone to "Nukelar launch detected". You duck and look for a red dot when it rings.
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When you see bugs in the house and shout "YEs I am starting t get my army".

You start a garden that you meditate in hoping to grow a few Protoss units.

Your wife had to call 911 because you got stuck in a crazy machine that was putting on your terran armor like in that movie.

You step on a stink bug and scream "AGGh BANELINGS"

You try to get your girlfriend/wife to dress up like a ghost only to hear "just picture me cloaked as you sleep on the couch".

Your friends change the ring tone on your phone to "Nukelar launch detected". You duck and look for a red dot when it rings.


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When you see bugs in the house and shout "YEs I am starting t get my army".

You start a garden that you meditate in hoping to grow a few Protoss units.

Your wife had to call 911 because you got stuck in a crazy machine that was putting on your terran armor like in that movie.

You step on a stink bug and scream "AGGh BANELINGS"

You try to get your girlfriend/wife to dress up like a ghost only to hear "just picture me cloaked as you sleep on the couch".

Your friends change the ring tone on your phone to "Nukelar launch detected". You duck and look for a red dot when it rings.


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exactly what i was thinking your dots = funnier than wtf he said. lol lol lol
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You know you play to much Starcraft when you think "Trust the Nydus touch."

Someone tells you to do something and you respond with "What you run out of marines?"
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