You've played too much starcraft when...

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09/09/2012 02:40 PMPosted by George
when u stand on your friends lot to deny him from building another house.

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When you wake up in the middle of the night from a nightmare that involved a 100+ banelings destroying ur army in 3 seconds
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Before having sex, you check to make sure that your girlfriend is supply blocked.
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When you imagine the starcraft roach instead of a real roach whenever anyone mentions it.
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When u bring up Bacon in every discussion.

I like this one.
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09/06/2012 07:27 PMPosted by Zuul
When your nephew pulls your finger and you say "vvvVVVESPENE GEYSER EXHAUSTED

Made me ROFL. By far one of the best jokes here.
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The gg, gl hf, and "build" ones have all happened to me.

I've also noticed that if you try dividing real life things into micro and macro, and figure that most of the time it's better to focus on macro, you'll be correct the majority of the time.

Sometimes unit quotes drift into my head when I'm doing stuff. "Go, go, go!", "It's about to get heavy!", and "Don't leave me hangin'!" in particular.
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When you're in a car yelling at people "LIGHT EM UP"
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When foreplay = talking about the extended thermal lance upgrade
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09/10/2012 01:28 PMPosted by Rocks
When foreplay = talking about the extended thermal lance upgrade

I knew this was going to happen eventually...
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When you see the grid used in the Galaxy editor whenever you close your eyes.

Which happened to me in Socials today.
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When you're getting freaky with your girlfriend you say "I must put this on a vespene geyser".
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When you are rearranging your desktop and you box a group of icons and right click where you want them to go and then are confused when a popup menu comes up instead. (true story)
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When you're on your phone in class taking notes on build orders instead of taking notes on the lecture.

When you wish you could change your last name to Carrier so that you can say "Carrier has arrived" everytime you enter a room.

When you watch someone get juked in football and your first thought is "damn nice micro."

When your average APM passes up how much you can bench press.
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When your average APM passes up how much you can bench press.
No contest here, even when i wrestled i could only bench about 60 lbs. 80 APM beats the hell out of that.
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09/06/2012 06:34 PMPosted by JediMaster
-your gf announces she is knocked up to which you say "spawn more overlords"
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