Let's Write A Story Together

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Another man appears, holding a rocket launcher.
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"You fool. I'm no one to trifle with."
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And then everyone dies.
Again.

Because the Ugly Barnacle is Immortal.
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Then the nerf hammer appears sending the Barnacle into the abysmal land where its immortality is revoked and its stats are nerfed into oblivion.
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But it was all a dream.
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And when you all wake up, an Orc and Terran- {Are}
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Dancing to Oppa Gangnam style.
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and eating corn dogs excitedly.
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I laugh as everyone dies, then go on vacation. Relaxing!

Suggestion: it doesn't have to be fewer than ten words as long as it's a haiku.

Ex:

Everybody dies/
/I laugh and look down in glee/
/It's vacation time.
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A cleric wanders in and casts mass resurrection bringing everyone back to life. Then...
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A Celtic man beats a North American with his own skull.
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While the North American screams about how it doesn't seem physically possible.
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Another watches and laughs as the Celt beat another to...
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William Wallace appears and cuts off the Celts head.
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Let's see how this goes with stricter rules in my tyrannical attempt to get a semi-cohesive story going. Maybe a half polished gem will come out?
1. 10 word limit per poster
2. Keep the posts strictly within the SC2 realm
3. Illogical posts will be ignored (e.g. Cats kills everyone, everyone suddenly dies, etc.)
4. Please think of the context of the sentence before you post.

Here is the sentence to begin again
"Do you believe that the human spirit is as indomitable"
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Below are the stories we created.
Attempt #1
In a remote region of space on a desolate rock, a creature of twisted intentions roamed. The Creature hated the Terran and tortured any Terran he came across. He had wandered all by himself, ever since the dark ones had taken his wife. Being bored he decided to lure the Terran to the asteroid. Their guns stung its outer shell, but did little else. He then ate them but one escaped. It decided the Terrans were too pitiful to kill quickly and painlessly. But then got hit with a love all potion. And then Terrans implants a machine in its head causing it to kill everything.

One escaped and he told everyone it was a giant Kitten. Testing showed the man was suffering from brain damage. Testing was flawed and the death kitten decided to take over the Terrans. The death kitten flew to Mar Sara. It entered the atmosphere without burning to death but got blown up by the anti kitten cannon just for it to turn into a million Nyan Cats with razor sharp teeth. They then turn everyone on Mar Sara into a Nyan Cat or ripped their head off. Then all get vaporized by the Lorian ship Endgame. All seem hopeless until a light appeared in the sky. But out of the energy of the dead Nyans an Uber kitten the size of a worldship eats the Endgame and excretes it out.

Attempt #2A
War is coming. The stench of death fills the air. I look around, a loaded weapon in my hands. And then everyone died. Then a hybrid spell gone wrong revives everyone again. A midget steps into the fray, holding dual shotguns. "DIE!" But then the Ugly Barnacle kills everyone. Endgame once more vaporizes the villain. A million dwarfs swarm out of holes with pickaxes and everyone dies. But only for it to be a hallucination of Mujesticcc but a random chocolate bar appears and it is eaten by the mighty Heretic

Attempt #2B
War is coming. The stench of death fills the air. I survey the field of battle. I see the man watching everything, and aim at him. I slit the man's throat who had the gun. As I fall, I turn and shoot the stranger in the gut. I find his surprised face humorous. I throw me knife at the other man saying, "F*ck you." I hit the ground, and shoot the man again in the head. The dust settles. Another man appears, holding a rocket launcher. "You fool. I'm no one to trifle with."

And then everyone dies again because the Ugly Barnacle is immortal. Then the nerf hammer appears sending the Barnacle into the abysmal land where its immortality is revoked and its stats are nerfed into oblivion. But it was all a dream and when you all wake up, an Orc and Terran are dancing to Oppa Gangnam style and eating corn dogs excitedly.

I laugh as everyone dies, then go on vacation. Relaxing! A cleric wanders in and casts mass resurrection bringing everyone back to life. Then a Celtic man beats a North American with his own skull while the North American screams about how it doesn't seem physically possible. Another watches and laughs as the Celt beat another to William Wallace appears and cuts off the Celts head.
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And the protoss descend
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"I do. I'm living proof."
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"But as everything can be made, so it can break."
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"Then you must kill every human to win."
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"And you can't kill me."

Someone catch where I'm going with this.
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