StarCraft® II

Thunder's and Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 1)

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IM NOT TALKING ABOUT RABBITS CRYMSON WILL YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!!!!!! *I start shooting Crymson with my rapid fire kitten launcher*
Edited by MechaGhidrah on 11/10/2012 7:22 AM PST
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Actually... there is no such thing called a "bunny", and a baby rabbit is called a kitten. And what's a SCULL?

Zarkun? Permission to shoot Mecha in the foot?
Edited by CrymsonRaven on 11/10/2012 7:10 AM PST
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"You're the sheriff, you make that call. I'm shooting him in the foot though." I pull out my revolver and shoot off Mecha's big toe.
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I pull out my own revolver, a Colt .45. "Hmm...the heel sounds like a good spot." With that I shoot Mecha's heel.
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I call down down a kitten storm and soo the bar is covered with ferocious kittens that eat Crymson alive (NOT baby rabbits)
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The cats didn't know that I had a squirt bottle. I squirt them all away and they were running for their dear lives so they don't get wet. "I win..."
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"Mecha, baby rabbits area also called kittens. I would know. Now," I shoot him in the heart, "Draw."
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Devouring Ones unburrow and start hunting and eating every cat in sight.
"Thanks, Ath. Clean up the clutter a bit."
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As the Devourings swallow the kittens the kittens (which are immortal) burst out of their stomachs, eat the devouring ones, and kill Jester.
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I see a Jester dying. "Poor guy...I never did like Jester's anyway." I looked at Jester. "Do you feel kinda sad that it ate a Jester? I know that he is to entertain us...but that is just a terrible way to die."
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I slip unobtrusively behind the bar and grab a large mug. Hiding my work, I quickly fill it with a combo of; The Smylez, Nukester's Supreme and The HBRB. Whistling tunelessly, I dump some mentos into my concoction and then stick the whole thing in the laser accelerator.
Edited by Warhawk on 11/10/2012 8:55 AM PST
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I sneak in the most dangerous of drinks into War's drink concoction when he wasn't looking. I put the Ace Suicide in there. "For a little extra kick..."
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"Heh. Now who to give this to?..."
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"Don't you dare, War." My back was still to him, but an auto turret was aiming at him. "You make it, you drink it." I then shoot off Mecha's other big toe. "You will now never walk again."
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With a sigh, I pull it out of the accelerator;
"Fine... wait.. this isn't even a "drink" anymore... it looks more like.. nitroglycerin?..."
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I am an idiot.

I forgot, the threads don't stop at twenty-four pages....xD
Hiya again,

"Also, I would not drink that...the drinks alone are a deathwish, mixing them together...hell, that's like, trillions of times worse," I pet the random orange kitten that now sits in my lap, given to me before.
Edited by Mockingjay on 11/10/2012 9:28 AM PST
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"You gotta do somethin' with it, and I don't allow drinks to go to waste. So drink up, my adventuress friend."
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"Uh, Zarkun? Why don't you just have Mecha drink it?"
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"An excellent idea! Why didn't I think of that?"
Edited by Warhawk on 11/10/2012 9:54 AM PST
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"Because I have a plan for Mecha. Feed it to Nukester if no one else."
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