This is NOT a plotline. This is meant for you, dear reader, to come read something random on a random basis.
Part One: Futile Wars
Narz was a sad Zergling. His Hive was in a war of attrition over a planet that was rapidly losing its resources to fuel the conflict. It seemed the epitome of futility to our poor, philosophical Zergling friend. So, he called an Overlord Limousine, and he escaped the conflict quietly.
Only to meet a passing squadron of Vikings.
Oh, the futility.
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Part two: A Rather Medieval Problem
Luckily, the Vikings were pacifists. Sadly, by the time Narz realized this, he had pledged himself and his Overlord to their service in a desperate attempt at life.
While the Vikings WERE pacifists, they were also vikings. Vikings riding Vikings. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Find out next time!
Part Three: Next Time, Gadget!
Lots went wrong. Mostly Vikings trying to pillage everything in sight, then remembering they were pacifists. In the confusion, Narz escapes on his Oversine.
His Oversine, however, was out of Overfuel. He hadn't fed it in the past 3 episodes, for crying out loud.
Part Four: Overfuel is Easy to Come by
And by easy, I mean the Overlord was munching on his exhaust. He has no pride...