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11/23/2012 05:50 AMPosted by CrymsonRaven

You switched back to Kerrigan...

Kerrigan who now?

11/23/2012 05:50 AMPosted by CrymsonRaven

At least with smylez, our livers will regrow.

Finally! Someone who gets it!

11/23/2012 05:50 AMPosted by CrymsonRaven

And everyone is paranoid, they believe that smylez is going to give the bar to HeReTiC.

Everyone's a critic.

Jester just said that we can always clone our big toes...

But you get shot point blank by Zarkun who doesn't give a lick about your emotional and physical trauma. Unlike him, I ensure that everyone has the best care possible.

"You, sir, have no idea the happenings of DA, so refrain from such horrendous accusations without accurate information."

So do you shoot people point blank without any regards for their state of being in order to enforce your "authority"?

"No, just because they always get in the way. Unless it's Mecha, then it's for good measure. Usually I just let them get drunk enough to talk it out. Unless it's DA, then we spend hours trying to get people to open up and spill their secrets."

"Well if everyone was well mannered and acted good he wouldn't have to shoot anyone." I throw a glass at smylez then cower in fear from Zarkun.

"What? I'm not going to shoot someone just because a glass was thrown."

11/23/2012 06:58 AMPosted by Zarkun

"No, just because they always get in the way.

So you do admit to shooting people point blank and because they "always get in the way." Oh the patrons of the bar hath suffered greatly! Your blatant disregard for others besides your selfish self and your inner circle of fiends has lead to a deterioration of the bar! I see now why so many hath gathered here today!

Zarkun shot me in the !@# and I was innocent, I didn't even spark a conflict or nuttin'.

"/facepalm I meant between me and the target over there." I point at a shooting target. "If people would observe the, 'don't walk in front of me' sign, we might have less bullet holes were they aren't needed. And you, my dear CR, were instigating the conflict."

Then should I shoot you for instigating?

"Explaining. And your trigger finger isn't itchy enough. Go practice first."

...I don't need a itchy trigger finger, just enough bullets.

"Don't make me go hammer time on yo @ss."

11/23/2012 07:13 AMPosted by Zarkun

"Don't make me go hammer time on yo @ss."

What proof do you need oh mistreated patrons of the bar? Oh the pain! I feel it simply standing near him! The miscarriages of justice at the hands of this miscreant!

I walk in inside Guass-Rifle proof Firebat suit with the Flamethower Gauntlets being two Hellion guns on each one. I walk over to something and start setting everything on fire.

"If you forget what hammer time is, I'll play the song over and over again until you sing it in your sleep."

This bar is flame retardant my little clown.

11/23/2012 07:19 AMPosted by Zarkun

"If you forget what hammer time is, I'll play the song over and over again until you sing it in your sleep."

Ahhhhhhhhh
Ya ya yaaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah

Ohohohohoooo
Oh ya yaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah

Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohoh

Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohooooooooooo
Aaaaoooooh aaaooo
Hooo haha

Nah nah nah nah
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nah!

Nah nah nah nah nun
Nun-ah nun
Nun-ah nuh
Nah nah nah nah nah!

Nah nah nah nah Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dah dah daaaaaaaaaah...
Da-da-dah....
Daaah..
Da-dah...

Lololololoooooooooooooo!

Lah la-laaah
La la laaah
lol
haha

Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho-ho-ho

Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
Lololololooo...

AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeee-eeeee-EEEEEEEEE!

Luh-luh-lah...
Lah
Lah-lah

Ohohohohooooooooo!
BOPadudududu-dah-da-du-daaaah!
Da-da-daaaah
Daaah
Da-daaah...

Lololololo
lololo
lololol
Lalalalah!

Trololololo
lalala

Oh-hahaha-ho
Haha-hehe-ho
Hohoho-he-ho
Hahahaha-ho

Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lololo-LOL!

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
La-la-laaaah!
La la laaaah!
Laaaah
La-lah...

Ohohohohoooooooooo!
La, la-laaah!
La-la-laaah
lol
haha...

Lololololo
Lololo
Lololo

Ohohohoho!

Lololololol
Lololo
Lololo

Ohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Wow... Violent much? I'm just stating a fact and you go threatening me... I'm glad I'm going to set up my own shop...