StarCraft® II

BAR WARS Episode 1: The Random Menace.

And so it comes. The great battle of our age. Who will rule the Bar? Will it be Zarkun, the one rightfully appointed by Zanon the Great before his death? Or will madman Smylez and his insane minions prevail?

The Bar Wars have truly begun.

Team Tradition:

Name: Zarkun.
Rank: Barkeep.
The heir of Zanon.
"I will purge you crazies and reclaim my rightful counter!"

Name: Warhawk.
Rank: Lackey.
A person who tries to ban non-trolls.
"Because I wanted something big and Super Effective!!!

Name: MarkusDaWise.
Rank: Scoffer.
Cares about traditions.
"Zarkun is the rightful owner."

Team Madness:

Name: Smylez.
Rank: Barkeep.
The crazy leader of the rebels.
"SHISHISHI! GIVE ME YOUR LIVER!"

Name: KnarledOne.
Rank: Drunk.
Buys lots of drinks!
"Join the Dark Side. We have cookies."

Team Speedy:

Name: Dacder.
Rank: Bartend.
He's fast. Really fast.
"I should be a contender too, right?"
Edited by KnarledOne on 11/16/2012 3:05 AM PST
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Wait, I actually beat Zarkun to posting the thread as well, therefore shouldn't I be a contender?
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I stare Dac down. "You like your big toes?"
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FIne. Edited.
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WRONG WRONG WRONG!

A long time ago, in a bar not so far away, the Galactic Dictatorship under the helm of the newly appointed Zarkun has oppressed the cries of a republic from the masses. One person, one doctor, has risen up to face the tyranny of Zarkun. Will it be Zarkun, the ones appointed by the Old Order of Farts triumph and continue their reign of terror? Or will the smylez, the one prophesied to deliver the forums from madness succeed?

Galactic Dictatorship of Old Farts:

Name: Zarkun.
Rank: Barkeep.
The heir of Zanon.

The Sons of smylez:

Name: Smylez.
Rank: Barkeep.
The dashing and handsome leader of the rebels.

Name: KnarledONe.
Rank: Drunk.
Buys lots of drinks!

Name: Dacder
Rank: Too low
You must construct additional posts before claiming ownership of the bar.
Edited by smylez on 11/15/2012 4:10 PM PST
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11/15/2012 04:06 PMPosted by Zarkun
I stare Dac down. "You like your big toes?"
"Yes sir, but unless you can attack me through my computer, are Freddy Krueger, or take this way too seriously, I don't feel threatened, sir."
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Not buying it smylez. I may be drunk, but I'm not stupid.
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"Please get more drunk then so I can use you as a means."
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We are going to win. Zanon himself posted in our bar.
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You'll lose as that means nothing.
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Whatev, man.

BYTHEWAY everybody needs to tell me which side they're on.

*draws BeerSaber*

"For the Quark Side!"
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Smashes KO's face with a banhammer;
"no."
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You can't ban me, I'm not a troll. Really.
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"That's my line fool."

[smashes Warhawk's face with his liver]
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"Who said anything about banning you? I just wanted something big and.. super effective!!!"

11/15/2012 04:22 PMPosted by smylez
[smashes Warhawk's face with his liver]

"How'd you get it out?"
Edited by Warhawk on 11/15/2012 4:25 PM PST
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"You don't need to know. I have my ways. Would you like another taste of it?"
Edited by smylez on 11/15/2012 4:27 PM PST
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"No thanks... but unless you cloned it, its not mine."
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Changelog: Added Warhawk to Team Tradition.
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"It's yours. You just don't feel the missing liver in your system."
Edited by smylez on 11/15/2012 4:32 PM PST
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Name: Warhawk.
Rank: Lackey.
A person who tries to ban non-trolls.
"Because I wanted something big and Super Effective!!!


Really?... lol.
Edited by Warhawk on 11/15/2012 4:33 PM PST
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