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"I swear by my own stunning good looks and towering ego that I am not lying to you."
-The Dresden Files
"We came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece."
-Col. Jack O'Neill
Guard: [in Russian] Вы советские шпионы? [Are you Soviet spies?]
Dr. Jackson: [in Russian] Нет. [No.]
Col. O'Neill: Daniel?
Dr. Jackson: He just asked if we were Soviet spies… oh.
Jack O'Neill: Nyet?!
"Your friend and I would get along well, HalfaRat. I despise the human race. Doesn't matter your appearance. And since this is a quote thread... I suppose I need to add something."
"There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself."
-I have no Clue
"You don't need to know all the answers. No one is smart enough to ask you all the questions."
-I lack this answer, and it frustrates me greatly.
"Intellectuals solve problems. Geniuses prevent them."
-Albert Einstein, and !@#$. I've caused so many problems then try to fix them it ain't funny... Then again there is inattentiveness...
"For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion."
-I do not know, and sometimes this is incorrect. An idiot insults your intelligence, if you have a short fuse, you must resist man-slaughter
"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends"
-Some guy named Friedrich Nietzsche, I failed the first part, succeeded the second!
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
"Of course it's got holes in it. It's a doily. It's crochet."
"An a good game that is too, if ye've got the balls for it."
Nero: "And when the devils, daemons, and demons are united under our commission's logo someday, we will storm the gates of the Upper Planes and lay waste to all that is good and holy."
Lee: "The cries of the slaughter will echo across the firmament, briefly, before they are silenced by the claws of our brethren."
Cedrik: "The blood of the angels will flow like rivers, and we will gather around great dispensers of it to discuss the previous evening's televised entertainment!"
Nero: "But, y'know, that's more of a long-term goal."
Lee: "One action item at a time."
Cedrik: "Don't put the hellcart before the demonhorse, my dad always says!"
-The Three Fiends, The Order of the Stick: Where do you see yourself in five million years?
Actually, in the original quote it's knowledge, not intelligence. It's supposed to be a facetious answer to the question "What is the difference between knowledge and wisdom?"
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