StarCraft® II

Thunder's and Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 6)

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The code of conduct remains unchanged my friends, what I say goes, and the roaches in the back haven't been fed recently. (Please excuse me while I fix that)

Now to the important stuff...

Drink menu:

A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass.

A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking.

The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears.

Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…”

Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up.

Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday.

Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game.

What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good.

Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime...

A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“

The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon.

Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead.

The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar.

The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out.

Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot.

The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict.

The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions.

The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed.

Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days

(insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour.

The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated.

Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal.

Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised.

Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff

Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret.

Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary.

Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead.

Enlightenment: tell me when you get there.

Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish

Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today.

M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later.

Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot.

Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it.

Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun!

The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake.

The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation.

Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen.

Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass.

The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties.

Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up.

The Smylez: This beverage is delicious, trust me. Drinking it will have absolutely no harmful effects on you (please ignore the green smoke), and your liver and kidneys will not be damaged in the least. Seriously.

Nukester's Supreme - Some said he was crazy, he said they were right. After much struggling, he added this drink to the menu. Crimson red and transparent, this steams, and condensation will gather on the glass. Take a sip, and go for a ride, anything could happen. Side effects may vary; depending on weight. Only consume in shot glasses. Nukester is not responsible for any changes in behavior, or appearance. See your doctor if it gets in eyes.

Drink accessories:

pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter)

hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks)

Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff.

Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week.

The menu will updated every so often, so check back to see if there is anything new you might like to try. There are only two rules here: If anyone starts a bar fight I will either:

1) throw you into the pen of Roaches I keep in the back. I feed them regularly, but you know how voracious Zerg are

2) personally blow your head off, and use your dead body to make new drinks

and 3: what happens in the bar, stays in the bar.

So come. Drink. Enjoy. Chat with friends. Make new ones. Pick up a date [or a one night stand ;) ]. Drown your sorrows. Complain about your life. For those of the literary bent, use this opportunity to get the creative juices [among other things] flowing.

As long as you pay your tab, and don’t break anything, I really don’t care what you do. And the best part is: no hangovers!
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---Reserved for Bar History & Events---

Thundercrash starts it. (Thundercrash PRP bar)

I take it over. (Zanon's PRP Bar, parts 1-4)

Thundercrash takes it back. (Thundercrash Bar Dimension)

I take it back (Zanon's PRP Bar, parts 5-7)

I leave for a few days, and will it to Draconus (The New Bar, Parts 1-2)

Smylez hijacks the new bar. (Chaos)

Zanon's PRP Bar (Parts 8-15)

Thunder's and Zanon's PRP Bar (Parts 1-6)
---Active RPs---
Active RPs
Conscientia: Planet of Knowledge~ A group of spectres must rely on superior technology and mercenaries to stave off the Dominion.

This is Their Story~Fight bandits on the last habitual world in the sector.

Separatist Space~ Investigate the disappearances of several frigates and valuable cargos in a newly found sector filled with other intelligent lifeforms.

Amnesia: The Darkness Within~ Fight for owner ship of a powerful Xel'Naga artifact as Dominion, Zerg, Daelaam Protoss, or Tal'Darim.

Semi Active RPs
From Order Comes Chaos ~ Join the fight as Mercs or the Collective Triad.

New RPs (No sign ups or has started up recently)

---Events---
10/31/2012 - Smylez attempts a takeover. Zanon maintains control of the bar by a mere thirty seconds.

11/3/2012 Zanon retires and Zarkun takes over as bartender. Ownership is under discussion.

11/4/2012 Zanon gives Zarkun and Thecommander the bar.
Edited by Zarkun on 12/26/2012 4:55 PM PST
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I start praising SlnderBurrito and smash my fist into CR and start drinking the blood flowing from his aorta and tear off his head and whip it at Dacder with the utmost force.
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I shoot SF three times in the head, knocking him down the incinerator shaft. "He'll be back in about five minutes."
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An idiotic clone jumps in after me and I use him to propel myself up before I land in the incinerator itself. "You are delusional my dear trigger happy bartender."
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"Hm...is this the power supply? And this is the back up generators? Whoopsie!"

The entire bar goes dark.
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The power remains on. "You sir, have no idea what powers this bar, so kindly refrain from attempting such a thing again."
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"This intrigues me greatly. I must write this down and locate all possible variables that lead to this...predicament."
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I chuckle, cleaning some glasses and then making what I called a Lorian Blue Rum. "Have fun. You'll never ID the power source."
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"I need to get a hold of Pikachu and the Zombie and I will be on my merry way to shut down the power source mister."
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I laugh at that. "Still not right. You might as well give up. I've chosen the last thing you'll ever think of, and have endless back ups."
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"All I need is the original blueprints from them and poof goes the power! Aha! It's rum! The bar is powered by rum!"
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I give smylez a look of "You're kidding, right?" Shaking my head, I take another sip. "You sire, are getting more and more delirious every day. When was the last time you saw yourself for mental help?"
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"I am my own doctor. I don't need no sicko trying to probe my head."

"Unless it's you Zarkun. I won't mind sharing my darkest secrets with you."
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SMYLEZ!? We must make the bar run off of the Vodkalings instead!
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"Quickly! To the smylez-cave!"
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"That's...kinda creepy actually. What you tell me is up to you, but I'm not licensed." I laugh again. "Still not right!"
Edited by Zarkun on 12/26/2012 6:02 PM PST
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"But of course you are! You are a being for good! You can cure my delirium can you not? Why don't you wave that flashy wand you call exaclipoor and see what happens?"
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"A) It's Exalibur, B) yes, I'm a being of good, but your delirium is self induced. I can't cure what you did to yourself."
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Smylez, Zarkun runs a Therapy practice... To tell you the truth, I went there before and it didn't help at all. :I
Then again... This was during my... Moments.
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