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Welcome to Zarkun's Pizzeria and Arcade. Outside of Blizzard's Code of Conduct, I have three rules:
1. Don't shoot my games or my TVs. If you do, I'll feed you to some Mutalisks I caught the other day. Figured this would be the best way to deal with them. (No one will tell me what ShadowFury did to those roaches.)
2.Trolls will be burned to a crisp and thrown to the Mutalisks with extreme prejudice. I despise trolls.
3. My word is law. If I say no food fights, I mean no food fights.
Here's your menu:
Good old Pepperoni: What the name implies. Just choose your type of cheese.
Meat Lovers: Every kind of meat you can think of, and some you haven't. Choose your cheese.
Deep Space cheese: Why's it glowing?
Zergling Pie: Careful, it's prone to try to eat you!
Protoss Special: Not sure whats in the crust or on the pizza. Still trying to figure out why a Protoss made a pizza.
Mind Melter: Inspire by a drink from Zanon's bar. Not sure what the chef used, but it has similar affects as the Mind Shredder.
Custom: Take anything you can come up with and order it. If it's popular enough, I'll add it to the menu!
Flamethrower Wings: So hot, you'll really breath fire!
SuperNova Wings: Guess.
Cheese Sticks- Bread sticks topped with your choice of cheese.
Cheddar, Habenero Jack, Deep Space Cheese, Predatory Feeling, Whatever the chef used on the Mind Melter, Monterrey.
Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Canadian Bacon, various other meats, zerglings, pineapple, olives, and various fruits and veggies from across the Koprulu sector.
I hang a sign out front. "Open for business...Again." Walking back in, I set to work making somme SuperNova wings and various pizzas.
Edited by Zarkun on 1/13/2013 11:58 AM PST
I chuckle and pull out an instant assistant, setting him to work on the wings while I start the second pizza. "I'll see what I can do." I put the first one in the oven and set to work in earnest on the second. I then turn to Mark, continuing work on the pizza. "Not quite, but your choice to think what you will.
Edited by Zarkun on 1/9/2013 1:25 PM PST
Personal RolePlay. Don't you know what PRP stands for? The Bar was originally created as a place where random characters could come to get drinks while on break from acting in RPs. That was where the concept of the Bar persona originated: a character who exists outside of plots, yet within the Fourth Wall...
Sure. Just dig up Jake's Guns & Steel thread if you want some inspiration. Just move quickly, others have their sights on that. You could say you were taking over Jake' shop since it's abandoned. I took over Thundercrash Enterprises while Thunder was gone, so...
NO! CURSE YOU, BUZZARD RIDERS!
Edited by KnarledOne on 1/9/2013 1:34 PM PST
I sigh, shaking my head. "Morph just beat you to it. Could use a news station though." I point at the food in front of KO. "I gave it to you already. The other pizza's cheese is in the middle of attempting to eat the oven."
Edited by Zarkun on 1/9/2013 1:43 PM PST
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