StarCraft® II

Zarkun's Pizzeria and Arcade

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"A coke-cola will be fine. And, in case you didn't understand, I want the wings to be a part of the pizza."
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I poke my head out. "Can't, safety hazard. What you do after it's served is up to you, but by Bar safety standards, I can't do that." I return to work and the Zealot serves Dac his order.

"Anything else?"
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"No thanks." I say, putting the wings on the pizza and taking a bite. I immediately grab the soda, but the liquid evaporates before it reaches my mouth. I take a fire extinguisher, and finally manage to relieve myself.

"WOAH....THAT'S SOME PIZZA!" I say, before taking another huge bite, and repeating again.
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The Zealot shakes his head and returns to work, making sure the place is clean. An explosion is heard where I'm working and I stumble out, smoke following me. "*cough* *cough* Damn, that was strong." I go back in and bring out a basket of wings, setting them in front of Jester. "Storm wings. See what happens."
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"Hehe nice and great pizza." I say taking another bite.
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I go clean up and then come back out, wearing a suit of custom armor and with my revolvers in their holsters and the lever action on my back. "This outta do it."
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I take a bite, and I suddenly implode. I then walk in again, and make the eight-pointed star. Grinning, I look at zarkun, and say "What's the chances of that? One in a !@#$ing million of those things will kill someone. And before he died, he liked it. Heheh....."
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I shake my head. "I'll have to find a way to neutralize that one before I can sell it. Safety code violation otherwise."
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"Ah, wheres the fun in that?" I chuckle, and hand him another bottle. "I had a no-implosion version made, just in case."
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Zarkun.
I will like to kindly ask you to use... my milkshake... instead of the Wing sauce... then... SuperNova wings please.
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I look at SB and sigh. "Go in the back room and leave a sample. I''ll see what I can do." I start on the SuperNova wings, handling the sauce with the utmost care.
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I pour my bottle in a petri dish, before happily walking back to my seat with a grin. "It's not too harmful to people, and I'm not experiencing any ill side effects~"
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I finish the SuperNova wings and serve them, then head into the back room. Before closing the door, I look at SB. "You and I both know that isn't true."
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I shrug, and begin to dig into the wings, gulping down the sauce and burping up a little fire, taking note of the compound used to create it, as I ignored the pain, focusing on the taste, digging in again and again, until my plate was empty. I lean back in my chair, a genetic blueprint coming up in my mind... Ah yes... that would work perfectly.
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I set the bottle in the Kitchen, then come back out and proceed to beat the living hell out of the Pie until it submits to my will. I then kill it, and dig in.
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Another explosion occurs followed by a string of curses as I come out with UBD's wings. "Those are special order and aren't getting added to the menu." I nod in thanks to Jester and take the bottle to the synthesizing machine, where more begin to be made.
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"Uhhhhh... You guys gotta bathroom?"
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I point down a hall with my thumb. "Third door on the left. Not the right, the left."
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I proceed to the door on the left and walk in. Fourty three minutes later I return and slap thirty dollars in your hand and say "This should cover the mess."
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I sigh and put it in the register. "Thank Gaia for the self cleaning bathrooms."
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