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NickDaMan's depressing thread got me thinking, so I have created this in a (probably vain) effort to get the "town" built back up.
A GENERAL STORE!
Doesn't anyone remember how we used to have tons of store threads? The Bar was just a place to discuss RPs (still is), but stores and other attractions were places to have random fun and buy nonexistent items with nonexistent cash.
Therefore, I give you my General Store. Please feel free to browse the selection and stay way from the loading dock, some strange Hydralisks have been hanging around back there.
Milk. Where'd it come from, blah blah blah, etc etc, you know the drill.
Meat. Of virtually every kind. Yes, even that kind. Don't give me that look, I know what you're thinking.
Spectre Sugar. For those minds that taste a little too salty.
Butter and Eggs. Because I remember trying to purchase these from a troll-operated store, and he didn't have them! Granted, his store had been obliterated and he was lying a tthe bottom of a massive crater, but seriously! I won't make the same mistake.
Slaves. Happy to work for no pay, tiny amounts of food and water, and some tender loving care (or a whipping). Uh-oh, boss saw me... HSFOBrfjbdmdnskjfbkjBDKJbadkfjns 7WEAG3IFBKSZBDZSJFNJDFSNDFSDFSFERnbfkhbF
Salves. That's what the previous entry was supposed to say. Last time I have one of my minions write the signs. Heal you and stuff.
Hoarhound. Quit snickerin' ya idjits. There is nothing inappropriate about the name.
Lollipop. It's a lollipop.
Popsicle. Refills the creative juices of your mind.
More wares to come.
"That is getting harder and harder with all the random threads piling on." I rub my chin and think for a minute. Suddenly, as if an idea hit me in the head with a bat, I perk up. "Aha! I have a solution!!"
"Start my own RP!!" *confetti falls from the sky, but crowd boos, taking the moment from me.*
I(3) give Zarkun a look. "Are you, sir, aware of the price of milk these days? Even the cheapest of hormone and antibiotic ridden white sludge costs at least three dollars a gallon, and organic is easily twice that much, though well worth it I assure you."
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