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You know the rules! This is a great place to eat if you want some RAW entertainment in front of your table. The Arena is a pit that everyone can see. We ever have a fully stocked bar where all the drink money is sent back over to Zanon since they are his drinks. The Pizza money goes to Zarkun for his service he is willing to pay. And I am also willing to give Jukeling a home so he can play some music for the customers.
Zarkun may add his menu to here later... But right now I'll add on Zanon's, while also showing y'all the Arena's "Special" dishes and drinks.
Will update this page when necessary... And one thing that we should make clear... The loser gives up his Kidney's and Livers to Smylez.
And also... I am the Taskmaster of this establishment... So no random killing and any killing has to be done in the Arena if you are scheduled to go in there and you have to come by me with that permission. This is mostly as SF.
As for the music I'll allow y'all to listen to... As long as it ain't Cat/Kitty related.
*Stares down Mecha because the people actually want to listen to music while they eat and see death*
And one last announcement before I continue.... Something happened to our Memorial Hall in this place of "Honor". And I want to know who's willing to rebuild the statues of the RPer's?
And I forgot about something..... *Long stare at the infamous peoples and monster eaters*
No eating the contestants, customers, or monsters.
Edited by CrymsonRaven on 1/12/2013 8:17 AM PST
Zanon's Bar Menu
A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass.
A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking.
The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears.
Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…”
Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up.
Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday.
Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game.
What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good.
Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime...
A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“
The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon.
Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead.
The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar.
The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out.
Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot.
The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict.
The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions.
The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed.
Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days
(insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour.
The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated.
Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal.
Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised.
Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff
Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret.
Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary.
Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead.
Enlightenment: tell me when you get there.
Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish
Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today.
M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later.
Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot.
Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it.
Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun!
The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake.
The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation.
Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen.
Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass.
The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties.
Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up.
pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter)
hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks)
Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff.
Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week.
Most Drink Royalties go to Zanon's Bar... And to the Absent ThunderCrash who can't make it to the bar due to technical problems and others.
The Arena's "Special" Dishes and Drinks.
Fried liver and onions: You aren't sure, but it seems familiar.
*A team of people were working on the new decorations that would give the place a homey but deadly feeling that offered a Family Friendly Section*
Ah, I love my work... Let me see here, I wonder if I should have her run the Arena while I am gone? Yep... The Owner shall help me out.
*Several Zerg and Warbeasts were being fed at this moment with the leftover Liver and Kidneys that Smylez left behind*
Can't believe he wasted his pride and glory.
Depends... But you do have to pay for the advertisements. Okie... How about we make a deal? Your Gladitor Persona may be the one that is also allowed to spread your advertisements.
It's not that I'm no fun... But if all of my customers (Clones still count as a single person) are eaten, or if all of my stock is eaten... I'll lose my business thanks to you.
Koro, just make sure you don't give them anything to powerful, I actually want some entertainment, not some fight that is over as soon as it begins.
Edited by CrymsonRaven on 1/12/2013 8:24 AM PST
Welcome to Zarkun's Pizzeria and Arcade. Outside of Blizzard's Code of Conduct, I have three rules:
1. Don't shoot my games or my TVs. If you do, I'll feed you to some Mutalisks I caught the other day. Figured this would be the best way to deal with them. (No one will tell me what ShadowFury did to those roaches.)
2.Trolls will be burned to a crisp and thrown to the Mutalisks with extreme prejudice. I despise trolls.
3. My word is law. If I say no food fights, I mean no food fights.
Here's your menu:
Good old Pepperoni: What the name implies. Just choose your type of cheese.
Meat Lovers: Every kind of meat you can think of, and some you haven't. Choose your cheese.
Deep Space cheese: Why's it glowing?
Zergling Pie: Careful, it's prone to try to eat you!
Protoss Special: Not sure whats in the crust or on the pizza. Still trying to figure out why a Protoss made a pizza.
Mind Melter: Inspire by a drink from Zanon's bar. Not sure what the chef used, but it has similar affects as the Mind Shredder.
Custom: Take anything you can come up with and order it. If it's popular enough, I'll add it to the menu!
Flamethrower Wings: So hot, you'll really breath fire!
SuperNova Wings: Guess.
Cheddar, Habenero Jack, Deep Space Cheese, Predatory Feeling, Whatever the chef used on the Mind Melter, Monterrey.
Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Canadian Bacon, various other meats, zerglings, pineapple, olives, and various fruits and veggies from across the Koprulu sector.
Not sure if I will make one could I also perhaps set up a small lot for some of my wares and I'll take care of the war bests if you wish me to do so. I also now stock armor and power armor
Edited by TheLostMorph on 1/12/2013 8:33 AM PST
Truth be told... I have most of the stock I ever need and I breed them.
But I guess you can do like minutare War Beasts of the monsters down here as a souvenir.
And are you sure? We have prizes whenever someone wins in the Arena.
And Morph? We don't want the contestants to have an unfair advantage... Now do we?
Edited by CrymsonRaven on 1/12/2013 8:35 AM PST
Sure, Zarkun, just remember that he can't surpass the strengths and skills of everyone. And I'm guessing that it's your new Protoss that shall be joining us? I just want it to be a fair fight.... For if one fighter surpasses them all, then it's not fun at all. But just throw whoever it is in my face.
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