StarCraft® II

The Ssssswarm Pizza Hive

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We are a new breed of zerg and ssspecialise in pizza dominance, We have maaaany flavours and....*licks lips* meeeeat of a delectable pallet. Pleasssse come in and *licks lips* salt yourself up....FOR YOU ARE THE MAIN COURSE! Swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm!
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Greetings Swarm,

My name is Zanon. I am a regular at Joeyray's and the unofficial forum sheriff of Joeyray's.
My (unofficial) job is to give a brief orientation to new RPers at Joeyray's Bar. This includes relevant facts about myself and others.

The first and most important thing is: BLIZZARD'S CODE OF CONDUCT.
You can find this on the bottom of any page on the forum. In them you will find all the things that they can ban you for.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Thundercrash knows what he is talking about, but really any of the people here can be counted on to answer a serious question.

As a courtesy to others, do not kill their characters. Also try to keep your punctuation in top form. We have a lot of perfectionists here, as this is primarily a story forum.

Have fun.

More information is available on:
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/4139866899?page=1

----------IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT ME----------
I am an easy going person but, if you post something that contains x-rated or downright disgusting material I WILL REPORT YOU.
I have reported two people for this, and they were both PERMANENTLY banned.
----------End note----------
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For the Swarm!

I will take a Terran pizza with Templar eyes and Acidic Bile.
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Yessss.....your order issss coming right up
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Zanon, your speech needs to be updated.

"I will like a KO pizza."
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Glances at the staff, and decides to slowly step back out of the shop.
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One of the staff reaches out a disgusting pimple covered hand "nooo we want to sssserve you....delectable pizza!"
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"Ehhh... I rather would not eat here, seeing as how half the people here are either infested or Swarmish. And you DID say that..." Reaches the door, and partly opens it.
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THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MY PIZZA! *a swarm of disgusting maggot like creatures drop from the roof and start sucking him dry*
Edited by Swarm on 1/25/2013 2:38 AM PST
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"Oh GOD, GIT, GIT OFF ME-..."
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I kick the door in and set the maggots on fire with my flame thrower, pulling Chewy out quickly. "It's not healthy for Terrans or Protoss in that place."
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I turn towards Zarkun and say, "Oh thank god, I don't know what the heck was going on in there- we- I- SOMEONE needs to do something for the love of god!" I sit down against the curb.
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"Just come to my Pizza place. Only way to shut this one down."
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"Alright then." I stand back up, and then slowly hobble away...
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I will take a Zerg pizza with baneling lings. hahahahahahahahaha.
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I will take a 24" with templar eyes seige tank parts a sprinkling of zealot skin and a side of hellion wings.
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