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Welcome to Zarkun's Pizzeria and Arcade. Outside of Blizzard's Code of Conduct, I have three rules:
1. Don't shoot my games or my TVs. If you do, I'll feed you to some Mutalisks I caught the other day. Figured this would be the best way to deal with them. (No one will tell me what ShadowFury did to those roaches.)
2.Trolls will be burned to a crisp and thrown to the Mutalisks with extreme prejudice. I despise trolls.
3. My word is law. If I say no food fights, I mean no food fights.
Here's your menu:
Good old Pepperoni: What the name implies. Just choose your type of cheese.
Meat Lovers: Every kind of meat you can think of, and some you haven't. Choose your cheese.
Deep Space cheese: Why's it glowing?
Zergling Pie: Careful, it's prone to try to eat you!
Protoss Special: Not sure whats in the crust or on the pizza. Still trying to figure out why a Protoss made a pizza.
Mind Melter: Inspire by a drink from Zanon's bar. Not sure what the chef used, but it has similar affects as the Mind Shredder.
Custom: Take anything you can come up with and order it. If it's popular enough, I'll add it to the menu!
Flamethrower Wings: So hot, you'll really breath fire!
SuperNova Wings: Guess.
Cheese Sticks- Bread sticks topped with your choice of cheese.
Cheddar, Habenero Jack, Deep Space Cheese, Predatory Feeling, Whatever the chef used on the Mind Melter, Monterrey.
Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Canadian Bacon, various other meats, zerglings, pineapple, olives, and various fruits and veggies from across the Koprulu sector.
I sigh as the head CM walks up to me and salutes. Returning it, I lean on the wall. "Sit rep." He leads us all to a map of the facility.
"How do these b!tches see? And ill give my input."
"Well, I really hope their stealth detection isn't up to par. Because I say, ambush an ambush.
Get something as bate, then wait for the f*ckers to attack. Then we attack from the shadows."
I snap and 2 of my men, holding stealth based carbines appear from darkness.
"Like that." I say with a sinister smile.
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