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Butler is hard at work at the front lobby booth. "Please sign in at the desk if you wish to admit a patient or if you are planning to visit someone. We do all in care to make sure patients get the best treatment possible, be that physical or emotional. Fighting is not permitted under any circumstances. If you lack the money, it can be paid in installments at an affordable rate or we can work out another deal. We hope you have a wonderful time in the Sanatarium!"
I walk in and set a box on the desk, walking back out. It saysFor smylez
As Zarkun leaves, Butler piques up, "This box will it go through the decontamination and safety room for processing and clearing. [door closes] When it is finish and danger-free, it will be sent straight up to the doctor."
"I am not smylez. The doctor is at his office. Objection noted. Clearing is complete. All hazardous materials has been removed and kept as evidence. The box will arrive at the Doctor's desk shortly."
Now what do I have here?
Edited by smylez on 1/23/2013 6:05 PM PST
Where's the trash dispenser? Ah! Here it is!
[kicks the box down a hatch]
Ignoring the troll is the best way to kill a troll. That'll do. That'll do. Not that the sender would know or care for my method. Probably gave too much attention to it anyway.
"Mr.Plasmaman is coming up to see you Doctor."
That's...shadowfury? Yea, that's shadowfury. Says so right here in my database. What does he want?
"I don't have a bone scythe. I am a weapon. I can reform into anything. I am basically just a solid shadow. Soooooo, yeah, no, I can't leave the weapons out and go in." I sign in and walk into the office. I throw the bag on the desk, a variety of organs and bones fall out. "Do you want any of it?"
Two things. Avoid throwing rotting pieces of flesh onto my desk which results in me having to clean up the desk, throwing out and rewriting the files I am working at, and ridding myself of the filth sticking onto my shirt. Secondly, there is a "knock first" on the door.
As for the organs and bones, there is hardly any left because you've cut up the poor sap into many, many pieces. It's just bits of bone and organic material. Hardly useful but I suppose I can use it as feed.
Edited by smylez on 1/23/2013 6:47 PM PST
Well damn, good thing I'm sitting in my chair not in that chair. Where's the space monkeys! OI! Clean up my office!
I should also take more preventative measures. Maybe an impenetrable bubble that automatically activates? Decisions, decisions...
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