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The Fade (a dead character) collects the bruised ego in the room with one of its too pale hands.
He speaks in a hissing voice seasoned with subtle menace. "Quiver in terror mortals! For when I return I shall have crafted this thing into a weapon more feared than the mightiest weapons of your age. I will hold the power to cripple the mightiest of monsters and the greatest of heroes."
He turns and flies out of the bar with his cloak billowing around his incorporeal form.
So lucky..... *I use an energy pulse to send ShadowFury to RoachLand, the amazing place full of amazing roaches*
Wonder how long it will take him to get out of there..... Oh well.... Can someone load this cannon with a Psionic Cooler? They make better deadly weapons than drinks....
I pop back out above xer and dive over to not crush him. I had changed back to my humanoid form, but before I could say 'hi' several Roaches fall out from the same portal and crush xer. When they come off he had been crushed into a rug, yet somehow he still drew breath.
Well... that was later than expected ShadowFury.... But.... You are needed to go clean my Ultralisk Stables now.... *I warp ShadowFury to the Ultralisk Pen*
Don't ask what's in there (Besides the Ultralisks, of course).... that's obviously something terrible, even for you ShadowFury.
Edit: I'll take a bottle of Scotty Boldgers old #8, quite obvious no one here has any Dwarven Ale.... However If anyone does, I'll take a keg of the stuff.
Edited by xer on 2/20/2013 6:58 PM PST
*Nothing hits me, I use a slipspace round to send back the Ultras*
Shadowfury..... You're doing better than expected......
*I send ShadowFury to a realm of pure chaos, more than enough to drive anyone, even those who are chaos/shadow, to insanity*
Try not to bring anything back, I'd hate to see the bar wrecked...
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