Wait guys, I know what to do.
Collect 5 48 packs of Toilet Paper, glue, red paint, some string, a needle, 20 balls of yarn, and 50 spindles of thread.
Here's what we do:
-Take the materials to your gameroom (wherever you play Starcraft).
-Take one of the 48 packs, and soak 12 of the rolls of toilet paper in water. Mix it with glue, and roll it up real tight to make a very long rod. Repeat process 7 more times (that's 8 rods, using 2 of the packs of 48 rolls).
-Stand up 4 of the rods in a square, and connect the tops of those rods with the other four rods. Use the needle and some yarn to attach the rods together. You should have a stable structure.
-Take one of remaining 48 packs. Set up an L on the ground, 12 rolls of toilet paper by 12 rolls of toilet paper. Unroll the toilet papers through eachother in quilt pattern (under/over/under/over). Each toilet paper roll should alternate with the one next to it, so if one roll is going over a particular roll, then the ones to the left and right should go under it. Use the Yarn to sow the ends together all the way around, line the rolls up again, and repeat until you have used up all of the toilet paper. Repeat the process, sowing each layer on top of the previous layer until you are out of toilet paper. Then repeat the process with the other 24 rolls from the set.
-You should now have a large quilt. Put this over the rod structure to make a small tent. Paint the sides of the tent with Red crosses to show that it is a medical facility.
-Use the previous method overlap method to make a shirt and a pair of pants out of toilet paper. Use thread to keep it together.
-Put on toilet paper pants.
-Put on toilet paper shirt.
-Turn on your computer, open StarcraftII. Play Starcraft II.
Congratulations, you have saved Starcraft 2 from dying. You've been rewarded with toilet paper pants!
Edited by TerranicII on 2/18/2013 6:16 PM PST