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Fat Virgins Gaming is seeking a Terran!!

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Fat Virgins Gaming [FvG] is an SC2 clan dedicated to trolling the lower leagues in team games while under the influence of alcohol and good times. Our clan ranges from Diamond - Gold and play team games regularly every weekend.

NOTE: You don't have to play with us all the time, but just be open to playing some teams occasionally.

We are currently seeking a Plat- Diamond Terran to play 3v3 and 4v4 with, you MUST possess the following.

- Must never have been laid or had intercourse to the best of your knowledge (Ref/Background checks will be made) ;).

- Must weigh more than the average person of your BMI also high cholesterol level is a bonus.

- A pony tail is looked favorably upon.

-Have a relaxed personality and enjoy trolling and having a beer while playing.

- Be able to scout and be able to build anything other than mass marines.

- Have skype and a mic.

If you're interested in being part of this, leave your name and character code here.

Thank you

Edited by Anxiety on 3/19/2013 4:53 PM PDT
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No mention of neckbeards, I am disappoint.
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Should be pretty difficult finding a Terran who is ok at the game and a virgin at the same time.

Women can sense when a man can split his bio at the same time as producing and not getting supply blocked.

It's more powerful than pheromones.
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Iv'e play some games with these guys, really layed back and super funny!

Add me if you need another zerg.
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if you want a goldish player anxiety you know who to hit up. me and Locke.
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if you want a goldish player anxiety you know who to hit up. me and Locke.

Locke's never down anymore, you'll hit plat soon i think!

ill add you to my friend list though =)
Edited by Anxiety on 4/4/2013 2:10 AM PDT
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