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Extracting essence from boiled clerk.
Spinning sequence into Infestor strand.
New strain: Entry Fee. When Neural Parasite burrows into victim, much possibility for resource extraction. New strain drains money from victims. Must test.
Terran President arrived. Useful target for test. Extract money with Entry Fee.
*I move the parasite to my hand and inject it as the president shakes my hand, which he does after shaking the hands of several others first and signing a few autographs, I then turn control of him over to KO.*
Edited by DarkZelot on 3/23/2013 3:05 PM PDT
Several security officers appear and frisks Yipyap away from the counter.
"Sir, we ask that you leave this premises immediately or a lawsuit will land on your head." They frisk the investor to the parking lot.
Several tentacles erupt from the infester's back and implants itself on the guard's head.
"Orders?" they say in dead voice.
"Money. Show me money."
"What's that dad? What character is that?" asks a little girl leaving the car.
"I don't know honey, why don't you go up and ask them?"
*Extracts cash moves on after making president provide distraction by dancing like a monkey and doing the same to every other victim, including the Disney characters.*
"We have now bankrupted the National Treasury, unfortunately its contents were only sixteen cents, it appears a nation known as 'China' has already beat us to the money."
Edited by DarkZelot on 3/23/2013 3:18 PM PDT
Further investigation of entity "China" required. Will experiment.
Terran money extracted. Test successful. Preparing for next test.
Camera zooms out, pans around to West Coast, zooms in.
State California. Location "Disneyland" contains "mascot" organisms. Contain sequences related to Genus Disney "marketing." Use to enhance Neural Parasite, attract hosts.
Camera zooms in further on Disneyland.
Mascot organism "Mickey Mouse" located. Kill, take essence. No need to disguise Infestors for infiltration. Deploying drop-pods.
Drop pods crash into Disneyland about 200 feet from Mickey Mouse and release infestors.
Edited by KnarledOne on 3/23/2013 3:25 PM PDT
"This is Walt Disney on the announcer. May I have all the mascots head to the auditorium for a luncheon? It has been several decades since I seen my creations."
All the mascots show up and Walt Disney on the podium, alive and well.
"Walt Disney?! My god! How is he still alive?" squeaks the Mickey Mouse mascot.
"Children! My heart is happy at the sight of you! I ask that you sit down..."
Everyone sits and they are mesmerized by Disney's reappearance. Under the chairs, several parasites begin to sneakily make their way inside the mascot's costumes.
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