StarCraft® II

Roll-2-Dodge --2--

with the powers of the force.
I attempt to place the empty peanut butter jar on your head KnarledOne.
I attempt to enlarge hive cluster
smylez
5- Great Success- Everything goes smoothly. CR is dead... er.. CR is Death.

Zarkun
2- Failure- Your radio seems to be broken. You must stop your own forces from moving or they will be attacking alone.

CR
You are death. 2- You aren't sure what that entails though... maybe a party?

Jester
6- The facility is built without any form of workplace accident. You are at 120% efficiency.

Fenrir
5- You bring the many pieces of Cronos together.
5- You mind control the lord of time. You are Great.

Martiny
4- Your magic missile flies through the barrier between life and death, then impacts Smylez in the head. Unfortunately, it left a hole between life and death... Better fix that.

TheBentOne
1- You are no medical expert. You are Dead.

Avikon
6- SO MUCH PAIN! TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE!
BUT WAIT!

Tornado makes an opposing roll to save the universe!
3- His attempt is enough to stabilize space time for ONE ROUND!

Exodium
1- You again stab yourself with a butterknife... somehow. You are dead.

TreetopHunter
4- The Hive begins to expand, but the creep isn't keeping up.
Edited by Zanon on 3/31/2013 11:37 PM PDT
I attempt to implant powerful DNA into members of my Bio-mechanical army.
I attempt to save Avikon and stop my troops.
Make some toast
I attempt to make soup.
Jester
3- Grey area- You realize that the DNA sequence you were going to use isn't compatible with the existing tissue. Good thing you didn't put it in.

Zarkun
1- Lethal failure- You are caught in the backlash of space-time distortion. You are Vulnerable.
5- You manage to get word to the troops before they tip their hand.

DoomerX
1- You stab yourself with a butter knife... somehow. You are Injured.

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
Apparently my dice likes natural 1s when dealing with dull knives. I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.

That reminds me...
*Note to self, include April fools joke in later post.*

treetophunter
1- Lethal Failure- The soup is so bad that you die instantly and your body is charred to ashes on the spot. You are now Dead.
I attempt to escape the back lash and sue for all the land Alexander the great once owned.
COURT! How can Zarkun sue a dead man that was living way before Zarkun's time? IMPOSSIBRU!

My first job of Death was to set up a killer party.
Edited by CrymsonRaven on 4/1/2013 7:59 AM PDT
CR has misunderstood my meaning. I point this out to the court.
I attempt to understand why it seems I'm not allowed to understand the opposite gender.
I attempt to re-create the DNA sequence, making it compatible with my troops' DNA
Zarkun
Backlash stays. 'Recover from' is better wording.
1- Lethal Failure- Nations band together and attack you.
Nations roll a 5 (-1 No player)=> 4
BUT WAIT

Zarkun must Roll 2 Doge!
5 (-1 Vulnerable)=> 4- You escape. You are Injured.

CR
2- Failure- Nobody dies, though plenty of souls have a good time.

Avikon
2- Failure- The strain is too great, the space time flux gets to you and your head explodes. You are Dead. On the plus side, you got to go to Death's party.

Jester
5- Great success- This one should increase the efficiency of all organic components by 10%
I attempt to recover from the backlash and heal myself from my injuries and sue the world for all they own.
Since I was death... My files updated and it said that Zarkun was ready to die. So I appeared behind him with my scythe... He couldn't avoid death... Funny thing was...Zarkun couldn't kill Death without permission to become the new Death.
Edited by CrymsonRaven on 4/1/2013 8:50 AM PDT
I attempt to infuse the DNA into members of my Bio-mechanical army.
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