StarCraft® II

Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 23)

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I tear up the order and boot the pair out of the bar. "And I'll see you hung if you come near my bar again."
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Once again, you failed to read the fine print. Listen to this:

"Violation of this clause will result in electrocution. A second offense will result in teleportation to the Semi-Elemental Plane of Ranch Dressing. A third offense will result in teleportation to the Demiplane of Extremely Painful Torture. A fourth offense will result in automatic lawsuit. Have a nice day."

Enjoy your salad.

*Jester vanishes as the belt miraculously reappears on Zarkun*
Order of the Stick reference?
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I turn up the power on the spacial disruptor before activating a cloaking device and laying under the bar seat. "And now begins the first of many long naps over the next month." I then fall asleep, turrets appearing around my table.
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ABEL ALERT ABEL ALERT!

Has a nice ring to it...

ABEL ALERT ABEL ALERT! BEGIN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OF SUBJECT!
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Back. ELeri slaves are apparently a good investment. Not that I invest in that, too unstable.
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I sip my drink ignoring the delusional and highly unobservant KO.
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I walk into the bar and look around before finding a table to sit at.
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I sip my drink, ignoring the delusional and highly unobservant TLM.
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Naits where are you?!
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I must ask you all...
What would happen here if I brought with me "The Touch of Death"?
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I would ignore it and see you as delusional and intoxicated. as I do with several other patrons of this bar.
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Why Slnder why?
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Oh no reason~
But in other news, my friends in school voted me to be "Most Likely to commit Homicide or Genocide."
I'm going to consider that as a compliment. C:
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Interesting.... *Backs away slowly to a safer distance.*
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=Cackles a tiny bit maniacally, tapping a scythe against the floor=
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"Why am I not surprised you were, SB."
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Because I act the same in real life that I do here? Except there is a lot less bloodshed there... unfortunately...
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http://e621.net/post/show/313614/2012-anthro-canine-crossover-darth_vader-disney-do
what do you think?
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That site is... dark and tainted... I wouldn't search much...
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I must ask you all...
What would happen here if I brought with me "The Touch of Death"?


Wuz dat?
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