Once again, you failed to read the fine print. Listen to this:Order of the Stick reference?
"Violation of this clause will result in electrocution. A second offense will result in teleportation to the Semi-Elemental Plane of Ranch Dressing. A third offense will result in teleportation to the Demiplane of Extremely Painful Torture. A fourth offense will result in automatic lawsuit. Have a nice day."
Enjoy your salad.
*Jester vanishes as the belt miraculously reappears on Zarkun*
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