to which the barman replied, "does she charge lots?"
Got a good one for you:lol best joke ever
A zealot, a marine, and a drone walk into the bar.
The marine orders a beer in a glass cup, the drone orders lava in a stone cup, and the zealot doesn't order anything.
The Marine drinks his beer in smashes the cup.
(Drone) "Why'd you smash that?"
(Marine) "On my homeworld of Earth, we have so much damn sand we could make a galaxy of glass"
The Drone drinks the lava and smashes the cup.
(Zealot) "Why'd you smash it?"
(Drone) "On my homeworld of Char, we have so much rock, we could build 78 statues of the Overmind, full scale, and still have plenty!"
The Zealot impales the drone.
(Marine) "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT??!?!?!?!"
(Zealot) "Well on my homeworld of Aiur...."
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