StarCraft® II

Assumed Job interview of Blizzard

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Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: League
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I only play Desert....
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Bron....
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Master, because Grandmaster is full.
Manager: Tell me your main race
Student: Protoss, my favorite build is four...
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Master, because Grandmaster is full.
Manager: Tell me your main race
Student: Random, I think only to know the feature of each race will know the whole game well
Manager: If you are in charge of the balance patches, what will you change?
Student: Nerf Terr...
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Master, because Grandmaster is full.
Manager: Tell me your main race
Student: Random, I think only to know the feature of each race will know the whole game well
Manager: If you are in charge of the balance patches, what will you change?
Student: I think the starting hitpoint of Terran marine is too little, and drop the hitpoint of Protoss zealot.
Manager: You do know much about the game, what do you think about Heart of the Swarm?
Student: Terran op!
Manager: Congratulations, you are accepted!
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Pretty funny, actually.

But... I didn't really understand the hidden qq, so it doesn't really work.
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I only play Desert Strike.
Bronze.
Protoss, my favorite build is four gate.
Nerf Terran.
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This is quite funny. You should try posting this on General where it will get more reads.
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This just shows the complete lack of a storyline Blizzard is looking at, which means they might as well turn all their games to multiplayer only.
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They deleted my redirect from gen. discussion D:
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08/27/2013 03:34 PMPosted by Lumamaster
They deleted my redirect from gen. discussion D:


it happens, don't let it get you down
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I don't mind, you can just copy this to anywhere you want.
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08/28/2013 09:44 AMPosted by Caw
I don't mind, you can just copy this to anywhere you want.


Though I really wonder, how would the job interview for Blizzard go if you're looking in the direction of the SINGLE player...
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Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: League
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: I only play Multi-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: Yes, i believe that there are some iss-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: I think we should add some mo-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: Yes, in fact, we should make less!
Manager: If you were in charge of the campaign story, what would you change?
Student: More dialogue, less chee-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: Yes, in fact, we should make less!
Manager: If you were in charge of the campaign story, what would you change?
Student: Less dialogue, more cheesiness!
Manager: Congratulations! You are accepted!
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Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: Yes, in fact, we should make less!
Manager: If you were in charge of the campaign story, what would you change?
Student: More dialogue, less chee-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.


And that means total rejection.
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