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Egon Stetmann

When Egon Stetmann began his scientific career at the Dominion's Tyrador III research facility, he found himself surrounded by equally young and idealistic peers, most of who shared his belief that their generation would create a better future for all terrans in the Koprulu sector.

Split into separate teams throughout the sprawling facility, these ambitious new scientists went to work on an array of assignments. Stetmann was paired with the brilliant Isabella Yorin, and they were tasked with creating a portable force field of ionized gas akin to protoss plasma shields, albeit without the aid of a psi-field generator. Believing that this device would have military and civilian applications, Stetmann devoted himself to the project and created a working prototype after only a few months.


As time wore on, Stetmann discovered that his task was merely one part of a much larger project that was purely military in purpose and grossly unethical in practice. After he was granted higher security clearance due to his success with the force field, Stetmann watched as test subjects were forced to endure grueling surgeries. During these grim operations, bones and organs were replaced with artificial components, all in the hopes of creating elite, cybernetically enhanced military units. In the experiment's later stages, Stetmann's force field prototype would be surgically attached to these individuals, allowing them to generate their own protective shields. Most disturbing of all, the patients were inmates unwillingly harvested from New Folsom Prison.


While Stetmann viewed these activities as morally reprehensible, Yorin and the facility's other scientists feared that his criticism would jeopardize their careers by stirring up trouble. Perplexed by this hostility, Stetmann concluded that the compartmentalization of the facility had dulled his colleagues' moral fortitude and idealism. His peers had come to see their individual work as completely benign, ignoring the nefarious nature of the experiment as a whole.


Unable to tolerate the status quo in good conscience, Stetmann designed a sophisticated computer virus to sabotage the Tyrador facility. In a more personal act of defiance, on the eve of the attack he stole the force field prototype and replaced it with an inoperable facsimile. When he executed his virus, the facility descended into chaos: all data was purged from the central computer; test subject holding cells were opened; and security turrets attacked guards on sight.


Stetmann made his escape amid the confusion, but he was intercepted by Yorin. His former research partner had commandeered the controls at a blast door leading out of the facility, and she refused to let Stetmann pass. Although angered by Yorin's loyalty to the Dominion, he couldn't bring himself to harm her. Instead, he overloaded the force field prototype, unleashing a burst of electromagnetic energy that not only distracted Yorin, but also fried nearby electronics and disabled the locks on the blast door separating him from freedom.


After smuggling himself off planet aboard a merchant ship, Stetmann spent the next few months in Deadman's Port, a hive of criminal activity where he could avoid the Dominion's grasp. There he made do by selling tech upgrades until a number of unscrupulous criminal groups took note of his talents. Eventually, he was harried by requests to plant tracking devices inside the brains of debtors and other individuals considered the property of local crime lords.


When Stetmann refused, he became a hunted man. Forced to live off of refuse around the city's starport, he all but lost his will to live. Despite his best efforts to hide, he was discovered by one of the criminal organizations he had spurned. In plain view of everyone at the starport, armed thugs prepared to execute the young scientist and send a bloody message to other rebellious inhabitants of the city.


Among the crowd of onlookers, two men -- Matt Horner and Jim Raynor -- wouldn't stand for the unjust killing. Along with the other members of Raynor's Raiders, they had come to Deadman's Port aboard the Hyperion battlecruiser in order to resupply the ship. After rescuing Stetmann and hearing of his escape from Tyrador, Raynor invited the scientist to join his rebel group as chief science advisor.


Stetmann accepted the offer, and he has since become an indispensible and well-liked member of Raynor's Raiders, despite the occasional confrontation with his crewmates due to his social quirks. Through the rebel group he has found a means to continue his fight against the morally unjust Dominion. Above all else, his time aboard the Hyperion has reignited something that he'd thought was lost on Tyrador: the belief that he can make a difference in the Koprulu sector.

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Auxilium #892
Auxilium
5/10/2012
He is definitely copied after the likeness of Napoleon Dynamite which is freakin awesome funny.
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MarkusDaWise #845
MarkusDaWise
2/16/2012
"I cant wait to dig into that! Scientificly speaking, Im not going to eat it!"
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Mappy #580
Mappy
2/20/2012
@MarkusDaWise: "just dont blow up the ship"... o.O
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Bearkill #641
Bearkill
12/28/2011
if u hav seen this man call 911
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domineitor #982
domineitor
12/22/2011
He creep me out when i look him
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Squirtncider #519
Squirtncider
12/10/2011
EGON STETMANN!! nuff said.
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Feindflug #215
Feindflug
10/4/2011
Lol I love the voice acting for this character, it's the same guy that voiced the nerdy kid from the cartoon Mission Hill.
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sagewardog #909
sagewardog
10/2/2011
you do realize his name came from ghostbusters .
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Kydo #389
Kydo
9/29/2011
Its funny that his VA is Robin from Teen Titans.
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Gimli #751
Gimli
2/27/2012
@Kydo: its funny because you watch teen titans
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PowWow #246
PowWow
9/20/2011
Does anyone else think he at least somewhat resembles Napoleon Dynamite?
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Kydo #389
Kydo
9/29/2011
@PowWow: Now that you mention it... yeah. If we only had someone who looked like nacho libre.
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CaptainRyan #241
CaptainRyan
9/7/2011
I think they should have made 2 more missions in starcraft 2 wings of liberty (Stetmann mission on Desert terrain collect 3 protoss samples from nexie and 3 zerg samples from hatcherys and you start with a engie bay barracks and com center
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chris #5401
chris
8/21/2011
yeah he is a nerd
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misteri #549
misteri
8/13/2011
one word NERD!!!!!!
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he has an entire belt of soda on, so thats how he regens energy sofast in the game when hes not movin!!!
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Buster #743
Buster
7/30/2011
@RDJ: well duh hes hyper i saw him in the cantaina -.-
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Chocobo #722
Chocobo
7/25/2011
anyone notice his buttom up has the horde logo all over it
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SoulFilcher #637
SoulFilcher
7/9/2011
Being a biologist myself. I'd love to study the Zerg strains. But I'd probably look for a way to get infested and keep my free will LOL.
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RDJ
7/9/2011
who knew he was a soda addict? in the pic he has bout 4 soda cans on him
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Froopermoop #220
Froopermoop
7/11/2011
@RDJ: It's his source of power, like 5-hour energy. His medic suit runs on it.
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volcanix #518
volcanix
7/17/2011
@RDJ: LOL the cans say blizzard on them!
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Paul #1549
Paul
7/7/2011
he should invent something that allows marines to use bayonets
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lonewolf #1710
lonewolf
8/3/2011
@Paul: they already have that
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Henry #882
Henry
7/4/2011
Oh shet hes gonna survive omfg!
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PaperBag #641
PaperBag
6/23/2011
u notice on the soda can in his pocket if u look carefully its sayz bliz (i cant see the second z :P)
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FackJrost #570
FackJrost
6/30/2011
@alphameep: yah .... and notice whole belt of soda under his lab coat... you can bearly see it
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cRsPartyToss #373
cRsPartyToss
6/20/2011
NERD ALERT!!!
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kiel #180
kiel
6/13/2011
necro bump?
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LaxusXanxus #628
LaxusXanxus
6/4/2011
The geek that has walk through the tunnel of zergs. What a baller.
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skyscraper #894
skyscraper
6/4/2011
this guys is battle ready, he has soda and pens. And is that a battle scar i see, no its just a shaving cut. And to tie it all up... he has freakin Elvis hair 0_o all will hes playing he little D.S. i love this guy!
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Sam
6/1/2011
i could see stetman just owning a freken zergling with some technology no one has ever even seen before
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kiel #180
kiel
6/13/2011
@Sam: like a gun?
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Gemmaster #591
Gemmaster
5/20/2011
he made force feild and then blew it up
freedom requires sacrafice, I guess
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BigDaddy #972
BigDaddy
5/9/2011
I play Left 2 Die just so I can hear him say, "Zerg! Stetmann! Together! It equals Great research! Look on the console!" Best nerd in a video game.
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Sileaus #600
Sileaus
5/2/2011
The badassest nerd ever! I love this guy!
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Shadow #2877
Shadow
5/1/2011
I like Stetmann lol.
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DataS #880
DataS
5/3/2011
@Shadow: You ARE stetmann
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Duncan #147
Duncan
4/26/2011
@Marpro: i think anyone knows that
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Duncan #147
Duncan
4/25/2011
I think Stetmann sucks because he has no weapon, all he does is heal.