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Rory Swann

There’s an old Morian mining adage that says, “The less inviting a moon looks, the more likely you are to find riches beneath its surface.” Those who know him best would argue that Rory Swann exemplifies this motto.

Swann’s friends know him as a man who looks gruff and uneducated but also happens to be a brilliant mechanic with knowledge rivaling that of the sector’s top terran engineers…


But even his closest friends don’t know all the details of Rory Swann’s past.


He was born into a long line of tech-savvy miners, and even from a young age he displayed a much deeper understanding of machinery and technology than anyone else in his family’s history. Swann grew up in a mining community where making do with next to nothing was a fact of life. This hardship forced Swann to innovate continually, and over time he became adept at stripping down technology into component parts and building entirely new devices, just to scratch out a living.


With his gift, Swann could’ve left the harsh life of a miner behind and landed a job at any number of top engineering corporations. Instead he chose to follow in the footsteps of his family and pursue mining.


And so it was that, after saving every credit, borrowing, and pooling resources with his close friends, Swann fulfilled one of his lifelong dreams and began his own mining outfit on the fringe world of Meinhoff. Profits soared at first, but over time the Kel-Morian Combine, which controlled the mining interests on the planet, levied higher and higher taxes that made it nearly impossible to purchase necessities like food, water, and medicine.


Strangely, other outfits on Meinhoff were still prospering. As Swann learned, these operations were all under the control of Tavish Kerr, the son of an influential mineral merchant. Using his father’s vast fortune, he had bribed Kel-Morian officials into hefting exorbitant taxes on Swann’s operation to drive it off the planet and allow Tavish to take over its mineral-rich land. Swann and his comrades lodged a complaint with the Combine, but to no avail. Every official involved with Meinhoff seemed to have been bought off by Tavish. Making a deal with the merchant’s son was also out of the question: Tavish had no interest in sharing profits with Swann. He simply wanted full control.


Squeezed dry by taxes and unable to match the bribes Tavish was offering, Swann and his comrades declared their operation’s independence from Kel-Morian control. When the Combine responded by sending a military contingent to seize all assets owned by the rebellious community, Swann and his allies fought back. Their adversaries gave no quarter, however: the Kel-Morians crushed the revolt and began slaughtering the miners. If not for the arrival of freedom fighter Jim Raynor and his Raiders, who had received a distress signal sent out by the embattled community, all of the miners might have lost their lives.


Swann survived, but the revolt had taken its toll: the mining community was in ruins; Swann had lost an arm during the fighting; and many of his closest friends were dead. With nothing left for him on Meinhoff, Swann joined Raynor’s Raiders. Ever since, he has been the soul of the Hyperion, valued not only for the ingenious weapons he creates and his ability to keep the rebels’ aging ship running, but also for the sage advice he provides the crew.


Although the Raiders have fallen on hard times as of late, Swann’s optimism has been keeping the group’s spirits up. He hasn’t forgotten the debt he owes Raynor, and his loyalty to the rebel leader remains strong. If Swann’s experience as a miner has taught him anything, it’s that having faith in the people around you is vital to making it through life’s bleakest hours. And if Swann has taught the Raiders anything, it’s never to judge a moon by its surface.

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KeeGeeBee #536
KeeGeeBee
5/14/2012
ive got ur nut cracker right here! *crunch* (quote from project RUST)
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Gimli #751
Gimli
2/27/2012
Swann is a boss
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zergforlife #131
zergforlife
2/8/2012
if chuck noris grew his mutton chops than he could destroy entire citys at will
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RellikNomed #429
RellikNomed
1/14/2012
When it was loading, anyone notice the marine poster? it says "Tired of Life? Join the Army!" lol
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Mappy #580
Mappy
2/20/2012
@RellikNomed: lol
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SealPoacher #717
SealPoacher
12/28/2011
he regrets fapping with his left hand
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DrEvils #962
DrEvils
12/28/2011
he has mutton chops of death
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UltraNoob #746
UltraNoob
11/24/2011
SCREW IT!!!!!

lOl nice claw.
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Ghost #3147
Ghost
11/23/2011
I can never even get half of the armory upgrades...
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Mappy #580
Mappy
1/23/2012
@Ghost: just dont hire mercs (to get the armory achevement)
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Bryan #1633
Bryan
11/17/2011
Swann is my fav guy cause hes jus pure awesome
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EugeneTwo #804
EugeneTwo
11/9/2011
If only the fella knew quantum mechanics. He could come up with more ideas than the protoss do in a year.
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Xanlide #946
Xanlide
3/27/2012
@EugeneTwo: then the Protoss might not have the most powerful units ingame anymore
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KeeGeeBee #536
KeeGeeBee
5/14/2012
@Xanlide: super colider cannon, giant magnifine glass (hold up to sun for zerg BBQ XD), powdered marine (add water), colapsible siege tank. :D
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mowlord #711
mowlord
10/22/2011
Good point. I like it captain ryan.
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Taylor #534
Taylor
10/3/2011
Screw it
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CaptainRyan #241
CaptainRyan
9/7/2011
I think they should have made 2 missions in wings of liberty (Swann mission in installus terrain fetching 4 mechanical parts from a dominion base with 5 marines 2 marauders 3 medics and the swann hero)
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Apollo #1399
Apollo
8/5/2011
The Clamps.......
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Spartacus #804
Spartacus
8/7/2011
@oddball: Holy Crap! I can't stop laughing.
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rip
8/2/2011
i never knew he lost his arm
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Archulous #565
Archulous
8/10/2011
@rip: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... FAILZ
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KeeGeeBee #536
KeeGeeBee
5/14/2012
@rip: ur a troll :P
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Griffin #793
Griffin
7/15/2011
wat is with the hand?
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Dendor #924
Dendor
7/21/2011
@Griffin: Try reading the pag before you ask that -.-
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Henry #882
Henry
7/4/2011
ummmm im on the ship also yo
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Nymphox #761
Nymphox
7/4/2011
Fatso
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Caldnar #401
Caldnar
6/23/2011
Proof that Azeroth isn't the only planet inhabited by dwarves. FOR KHAZ-MODAN... I mean.. uh.. Raiders Roll?
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James #1351
James
6/21/2011
Brilliant Character, probably my fav under Zeratul
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UltraNoob #746
UltraNoob
8/8/2011
@James: Zeratul and Swann are voiced by the same guy: Fred Tatiascorre =D
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Xanlide #946
Xanlide
3/27/2012
@UltraNoob: thats double the awesome!
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KeeGeeBee #536
KeeGeeBee
5/14/2012
@UltraNoob: Zeratul: i bring tidings of doom... Raynor: (thinking) oh god why?

first time i saw this i thought that Zeratul was going to impale Raynor on his energy blade for letting Aiur fall.
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SkullCapp #241
SkullCapp
6/12/2011
Can Swann upgrade his robo claw thingie? So it would be more useful in engineering and combat?
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Yadkin #700
Yadkin
5/9/2011
I think that Swann is the quintisential<sp> Scotty for SC-II. Just change the accent. If Blizzard ever does an indepth armory, I hope they use Swann as the interface character.
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Boomy #993
Boomy
4/25/2011
Two words other than these: Man boobs
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BoogaSaver #602
BoogaSaver
4/17/2011
swann has a sad andd entarasting child hood
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shadow #2563
shadow
4/17/2011
so no matter how sad everyone is he seems to try to help everyone and lift their spirts all because of his past and a scare he will carry for the rest of his life
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Stormer #516
Stormer
4/15/2011
why does he have a robot hand thing?
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Yadkin #700
Yadkin
5/9/2011
@Stormer: He lost his arm during the Kel-Morian revolt. I imagine that his new arm is much stronger than the original one ever was.
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Nightblade #208
Nightblade
4/9/2011
Does he remind anyone else of a dwarf?
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Wyrmspawn #926
Wyrmspawn
4/23/2011
@Nightblade: yes