It’s come to my attention that a certain rowdy wannabe pirate has been mocking his fellow Master Pet Tamers for their failed efforts at defeating my trainees. Quoted insults that my sources have provided me include, “Ye be a bunch o’ blubbering bilge rats!” and “Me mum has pets that be better than y’arrrrrs!” This will not be tolerated. Arr, not tolerated, savvy?!
The following missive has been sent to this lout as a gentle reminder that you will soon be showing him the error of his ways:
PIRATE WANNABE BILL BUCKLER
CAPE OF STRANGLETHORN
TRANSLATED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE: SENDIN’ ME TRAINEES TA YE LOCATION SO THEY CAN ANSWER YER RECENT INSULTS. AVAST, THEY BE A DETERMINED BUNCH O’ TAMERS READY TA INTRODUCE YE TA HUMILITY. YARR, GET READY TA FEEL TH’ PAIN. PAIN I SAYS!
Me first mate, Crithto, has more.
Crithto: Bill Buckler can be found not far from Booty Bay along the southern coast of the Cape of Stranglethorn, standing next to the shore beside a lone palm tree—he’s pretty hard to miss. While Payne doesn’t tolerate in-fighting among other Master Pet Tamers and wishes for you to quell this issue, this is still a training exercise, so it’s imperative that you bring your A game. Buckler’s minions are Burgle, a level-11 Humanoid; Eyegouger, a level-11 Flying; and Young Beaky, another level-11 Flying. Your mission, which you have no choice but to accept, is to form a team consisting of a level-10 Dragonkin, a level-10 Beast, and a level-10 Aquatic in that order. Once you’re succeeded, please feel free to toss Buckler a few insults of your own.
I once encountered a true pirate named Blackheart while spearfishing in Icecrown. You know what he told me? “I’ll be damned if I accept yer surrender or surrender to ye!” Then he died.
You’d be wise to heed his final words.
WEIGH ANCHOR AND GET MOVIN’, YE SCALLYWAGS!