World of Warcraft®

“So Cata just came out, gear from 10 mans is just as good as 25s and guilds are springing up everywhere you look, hey! wanna join my guild? Well !##% that, we all know these start ups are mostly doomed to failure. So why not join a guild tha…”

“I gotta say, it is really nice having add-ons rolled into the main game. I like how I don't have to constantly update a quest-keeper. They have built in the general location whereabouts you have to gather / kill the items/ enemies. With stu…”

“I am hosting a blowout shirt sale on the Neutral Auction House, in a gigantic after Christmas sale! Get these souvineers now! ... I was planning on actually attempting to play this game, instead of just making shirts, and wouldn't have ti…”

“Balance Druid LF Raiding guild. I have ample raid experience pre Cata. Noteworthy WOTLK Achievs are: -11/12 HM ICC 25 (9/12 HM w/ 5% buff) ---18% Wipes on Heroic LK pre 4.0 -12/12 Reg ICC 25 (Full clear w/5% buff) -11/12 HM ICC 10 -12/12 Re…”

“Dear Altar of Storms Forum Trolls, I need to ask for advice... mostly because you guys have been cracking me up for the past couple of years, and I want to hear what "advice" you guys give. ;) I started dating this cute geekette over a mont…”

“This saturday afternoon I invite any interested paladins (prot or holy; ret can GTFO) to join me for some all paladin rated BG action. Start time is around 12 server. Just PST me for an invite. Keep it real!”

“I've been playing since vanilla beta (and on Argent Dawn since release). Most of my friends no longer play, have transferred servers, or worse still: faction changed to Alliance so I'm considering a new home preferably an EST server out of …”

“Hello everyone, Sovereign is a newly formed guild looking to flesh out its ranks. We are a very small guild at the moment, as we were formed about two days ago after my friends and I were tired of going from guild to guild. We are a group o…”

“Not sure if its server first, seemed pretty easy. Just curious.”

“Yes ladies and Gentleman this super rare recipe has been found! Get yours made to day! Pst me or send me a letter in game! Please be aware this mount costs 29,000 gold Minimum from vendors!!! http://www.wowhead.com/item=67538”

“Im willing to craft Darkmoon Cards for anyone who brings me mats free of charge, tips are always appreciated but not necessary. Send me mail or a pm in game and let me know.”

“I'll admit, I finally give in soloing is just not going to work and my friends are taking forever to decide if they want to play, I was wondering if anyone would want to do some instances with me? The ghostlands suck. I swear it was cake le…”

“Edit: Wrong server, sry :)”

“Once again won't be able to participate in the race due to exam season. Probably won't do so well on them either but in any case, have fun and Godspeed.”

“None of you buy anything, ever. On other servers, dusts are going for 40g and are moving like hotcakes. I guess I can't depend on the dozen or so of you that actually got to 85 in a reasonable amount of time to fill my coffers...”

“Hey, a few of my guildies are eager to get raiding this week, and want to use our normal raid day to grind out heroics. Just wondering if anyone out there would be interested in pugging into some 10 man raids this sunday, at 3:00 server. Pl…”

“For anyone interested............. WMBR will be knocking out some of the guild achievements as a 25-man raid. Depending on attendance, we may have a couple spots open in our runs. We are planning on doing OS-3D and TBC raids. Please let me …”

“most guilds posting are looking for players when im working so thats why im posting this. Im looking to join a raiding guild that either raids early in the day ( im in arizona -7gmt ) or in the start of the week when i usually have my days …”

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“is forming a 10-man group for Cataclysm to go along with their Friday Night 25-man. Those of us that will be in the 10-man will be bringing alts in the 25 on Friday. The Friday night raid is optional for the members of the 10-man group. S…”

“Everyone thats tanking in in cataclysm didnt play prot specs in wotlk so no gear. Anyway.. I'm looking for a geared tank to spam queue BRC with us from 3 AM and on from levels 80-82 (according to majority of beta players, fastest way 80-8…”

“is a new guild looking for more PVPers for rated BGs and occasional raids. All levels are welcome and we have our own vent server. PST Sho in game for a guild invite! (If I'm not on, feel free to PST other members). We are thinking of hav…”

“We are looking for raiders that wish to raid 10:30PM to 2 AM Tuesday, Thursday and Sundays. PST Devass, Kottarr, Suppanooba for invites We will be doing 10 man at first, and depending on how many people we get, we can do 25 man”

“As the title says we are recruiting Holy/Disc priests for Cata and we are in a high demand. We raid mon-thurs 9-12 and run a loot council system. If you have any questions please visit our website at www.convergence.guildomatic.com or whisp…”

“All right all you companion pet fanatics, heres your chance to get your hands on the elusive Hyacinth Macaw! with a 1:7000 drop rate how can you pass this up!”

“I picked up one of these bad-boys recently and was wondering if anyone was looking to buy. It's a sweet pirate hat, in case you've never seen it.”

“So been gettin chain DCd for the past 2 hours and am bored... someone entertain me.”

“Insane Asylum is looking to recruit ranged dps for our 10 man core team for upcoming Cataclysm raids. Raid experience is a plus but is not necessary, we can make you into a great raider as long as you are patient, follow instructions, and m…”

“Now selling on the Neutral Auction House... a Frostweave Bag! Get this limited supply item now with bids starting at 120g. Act now before the price is lowered! Because of Gregori's laziness and frequent absences from the game, you are gua…”

“Got this item off an underwater treasure hunter NPC in thousand needles. http://www.wowhead.com/item=1204/the-green-tower Recommendation for the auction house?”

“Good morning. My name is Gantra, and I am the Guild Leader of on the Deathwing server. There was an incident between some of my guild officers and the Guild Leader of , Feldecot. An item was ninja'd. The item itself was no real big thing…”

“Supposedly the locks are going to reset this Tuesday in preparation for the 'flexible lockout system', so either we do attempts tonight, or re-clear up to Yogg on the next lockout. Just sayin. Also, might we move it to Sunday? I'm going to …”

“As you all know I am the worst prot paladin on this server. I am well known as a bad player because I click all of my spells. It deeply saddens me that this is told of me. It truly breaks my dear little heart, but alas I admit that this is …”

“www.dragonsrealm.guildomatic.com Raid Schedule: 2 Days ■TBD ■Sunday: 1900 - 2300 GMT (1300 - 1700 US-CST / 1900 - 2300 UK) is a US daytime raiding guild looking for exceptional casual raiders to push the guild deeper into game progression…”

“So like this one time I was taking a stroll in the jungle with my friends in the and we find these HORDE! So we start fighting them 5v5 and all and we won!!! OMG But then they have to bring 10 more people and kill us. Then end! Photobucke…”

“Hey all, this is a message to all those working on their Insane title. I am a rogue selling [Heavy Junkbox] getting you all the way to exalted. I am usually able to supply a buyer with at least 70 junkboxes a day. Pst me in-game to negotiat…”

“http://i56.tinypic.com/n325pd.jpg and more inc Jelly? :O”

“LPS is a new (reroll) guild on Altar of Storms! We are a hardcore PvP guild focused on being the top PvP guild in the world come Cataclysm. The officer core is very experienced in all forms of PvP. We are also focused on raiding 10 mans in …”

“Anyone know how to delete threads on this forum?”