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“Serious Warrior looking for H Pally/DK for 2's, and TSG team for 3's”

“Serious offers only please (It's so useless to say that)”

“I hope everyone has a wonderful Hanukkah.”

“You know what's worse than nerd virgins? Nerd virgins with stupid names like Spartanjrx.”

“Hello I (Venatus-Worgen Mage) am looking for the Vial of sands. I have the mats and are tipping well. If you have it please contact me in game :)”

“Happy Yuletide!”

“Well... I have to the conclusion that I am too good. Sense 2 AM Dec 7, I have a little over 3500 HKs from world pvp alone. I have only died 7 times... rogue, feral group and a 4 v 1 group. If you can get a screen shot of me dead, I am payin…”

“Well hello. I transfered to this server right before cata with some friends and I'm looking for a raiding guild (10man) that either raids only Monday and Tuesday or raids early mornings any day of the week. I'm holy with ret offspec and im …”

“Hey ladies and gents my name is Xethus and I need some arena partners....3v3 pretty please. No noobs I am goin for glad.”

“[[[Blood Hammer]]] Seeking intelligent people for recruitment. First we gota lvl up, then we gota kill bosses. Seeking all lvls and classes. please pst or ingame mail!”

“Just a direct post from our forums: Check out the forums for more info/application. To save lots of people some time, I've decided to include this at the top. If you're the type who likes to cast hero when you feel like it, battle rez who y…”

“Have mats. Also have the leather for a leatherworker to purchase the pattern. Send me an in-game mail to figure out details for orbs.”

“Stone Jaw Clan is an adult guild with wide interests in the game that caters to the entire range of gameplay from the casual weekend warrior to the daily player. Our primary mission is to ensure a comfortable, mature, leet-speek free and no…”

“vgt.wowstead.com We are looking for a few more players for 10m raids and rated BG's, check the website for more info and to apply. Ideally we would like to be able to run 2 consistent well rounded 10 man raid groups. Current progression is …”

“With the new expansion a few weeks in, Illumination is recruiting dedicated and well rounded players for our rated battle ground team! We are currently recruiting players that have at the minimum 1800 plus experience in any previous arena s…”

“I'm currently in search of a small, tight-knit, mature, and well rounded guild. I'm interested in 10-man raiding and PvP. I'm a very experienced player and have been playing since the day the game launched. Raid Experience: Classic: MC, ONY…”

“LF Alch to make the Vials of the Sands, finishing up the final mats now, but I am curious if anyone can make this yet. If you can send me in game mail or a pst on Nocab we can work out a deal! =)”

“bad druid is bad. i laughed.”

“Just getting back into PvP for cataclysm, and im looking for a good 2v2 and 3v3 team comp. For 2v2 i was thinking Mage/LOCK or Holy Paladin/Lock but will be willing to consider anything. For 3v3 i was thinking Mage/Lock/Disc, or Warrior/Loc…”

“I am transfering my shadow priest and am looking for a PVP guild to do rated BG's with. I couldn't post from the priest because the xfer is in progress. My arena team is coming aswell, Asics is already over there(Ele/Resto Shammy). We usual…”

“Lf geared, experienced tank that is interested in running a 10 man with 9 2600+ pvpers. send me a mail in game if interested”

“Fury warrior looking for a late night guild that raids and does heroics together after 12am server time to anywhere around 7-8am.”

“see topic”

“Do Your HOMEWORK!!!”

“As tittle says looking for a raid group 10 or 25's, don't want to join a guild or anything just something where i can show up do my work, kill things and maybe get loot. If you interested in a warlock let me know in game prefer to raid duri…”

“Introduction: is a new guild that has formed for Cataclysm. This guild was created to give a home to those players who feel like they could never quite find their niche. I, among several others that I’ve known for years, have never really…”

“Pretty new guild looking for members of all levels. Hoping to form BG teams, do arenas, and generally have fun at the expense of the Alliance. We currently have five bank tabs and a fairly diverse selection of professions so far to help wit…”

“http://i51.tinypic.com/33z4en8.jpg Yep Greg got beef.”

“We are a new guild that is recruiting core raiders and rated bg spots. Officers have experience dating back to vanilla, and also have 8/12 H ICC experience. We currently have 4 bank tabs(working on our 5th), and are running heroics/bgs to g…”

“I will pay in Gold, just let me know how much you'll charge”

“This is for anyone who is tired of terrible pug heroics. Im currently starting a daytime heroic farming group. If you wanna get rep, those extra couple pieces of loot, get some Justice Points, or just get some new people to chill with then …”

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“Just saying hello to burning legion. Mikey was not a better pally than me. Spartanx sucks. Where is fywen?”

“Sup Kid just made a PRO DUELING VIDEO vs the best rogue on Burning Legion Enjoy!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V7D4rMGADo”

“Oh Herro Burning Legion, I just xferred here and was wondering if there are any late night raiding guilds. Any help would be much appreciated. Mahalo”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V0KSq0NwWs& no addons but if you like my scripts you can spam rhythar to make them for you lewl”

“Just logged onto my guy and saw that it said you had rerolled here... Anyone still alive?!!?!”

“after seeing the error of my ways i left burning legion alliance and rerolled horde on illidan then after always waiting on hour long ques to even login i xfered again this time things were great except for the fact that my main was boned o…”

“Hi everyone, Keepers of the Shadow is recruiting for Cataclysm. We will have a 3 day raid schedule, but the days haven't been determined yet, and it depends on how many groups we have running. You can contact Sheni [Shanius], Crazybeast [Di…”

“is a brand new guild that is forming for the upcoming expansion. This guild was created to give a home to those players who feel like they could never quite find their niche. I, among several others that I’ve known for years, have never r…”

“So I don't get any more whispers about it: I don't care I got kicked from invictus; I was yelling in vent pretty much trying to get kicked. And yes I'm a arrogant, racist, obnoxious jackass. Hope this helps”

“...some sort of Cattleclysm?”

“WE'RE RECRUITING ALL LEVELS AND CLASSES FOR CATA PVP AND PVE, GO FROM BEING ONE OF THE WORST PLAYERS ON BURNING LEGION TO BEING ONE OF THE MOST LOVED AND BEST PLAYER ON BURNING LEGION IN JUST ONE WHISPER. AND IF THAT DIDN'T SELL YOU ON JOIN…”

“Could someone inform me of how this realm is, particularly in guild progression, trolls (not literally, but internet trolls), economically, and PVP-wise? My friends play on this server alliance-side, and I'm thinking about rerolling, but I'…”

“Obsidian Sentinels is a brand new casual raiding guild looking for members to start raiding when Cataclysm releases. We dont want raiding to feel forced. we want to have fun while we raid, rather than it feeling like a job. Also, we realize…”

“Roar mutha f$@%!! How many 80's race changed??”

“So right now there are a bunch of people waiting on the server to roll over for Cata. in doing so there is a bunch of people standing on the flight master. GM comes over and tells everyone to back away. no one really does. GM Valaem then st…”

“http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100001834648390”

“contact me in game if you wanna buy this item :D. Love you.”

“Feel free to contact me in game for any reason regarding recruitment We are a guild with a core of raiders who have raided vanilla, cleared Sunwell, and killed HLK. We are looking for exceptional raiders who are willing to always improve an…”