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“you are eerie, you creep me out the way you hover over me for hours as i quest in 4 winds and kun lai, but in a sexy neighbor watching me fap sort of way. I owe you for the big laughs, to see a lvl 90 blood dk get beaten down by an 87 sprie…”

“Here's a pic of the queen of coilfail ten seconds after losing to our most esteemed and glorious hunter friend who i actually don't know, who was in melee range. Yes folks, a warrior versus a hunter and the warrior lost- IN MELEE RANGE! Can…”

“I always find those interesting to read while i'm bored at work. ^^”

“My Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/linkscorchio2 I would like to introduce my Youtube here. Im only at like 40subs but anybody who wants to watch me kill a ton of horde on Coilfang or learn some interesting tricks for the classes I pl…”

“http://i.imgur.com/NgVBA.jpg Absolutely disgusting.”

“HEY, HEY, HEY GOODBYE!!!!!!”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8PfAR4vGPA&feature=youtu.be”

“Hi, my name's Bane. I just recently made a dk on Coilfang, his name is Banez. I'm going to be making an all 60 twink guild on that server. If you are interested in joining please respond to this or send me an In-game mail or tell, have a ni…”

“That is all.”

“Have been looking for a blacksmith to make the Masterwork Holy Plate set. I have all of the mats and am willing to tip well. Please Whisper me if I am online or send me mail confirming that someone is willing to. Thanks in advance.”

“October 30 @ 12:00 AM EST, Vindicated is releasing a Mogu'shan Vaults tutorial(youtube!) on how to down trash. They explain all the spells of every trash mob and give us advice on when to pop hero, defensive cds etc. I am way too excited fo…”

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“Been gone for toooo long but im back! Going to be leveling a resto shaman for mop and looking for 2k+ players to arena with. Going for 2400+ as i was before * I love arena but 2's is my fav, ask zomb about how much i harrased him to play mo…”

“Azteck here i just wanted to say all of yall good players should vote for me Azteck 2012 thanks guys.”

“@Oilers, please stick to commenting on Coilfang Server. I don't know if your stalking me or I may have owned you when I was in Coilfang, but please stop stalking me and following every post and thread I comment on. Last post you called me a…”

“Hey dude, I've read a lot of your posts and you seem to think you're damn good...So just wondering if you would be willing to duel me sometime. Let me know. =)”

“Never forget”

“Thank you guys for sucking so bad at sha, that all I had to do was tag people with halo and run away for free honor! You guys are the best!”

“Need more ally in TB! Please come fight for 600 honor..”

“Hey Coilfangers! Fallout is looking for a tank and heals for our first guild attempt at the new raid tomorrow night! If you are interested, and have an ilevel 463+ with gems and enchants then send me a message! must have vent as well. Thank…”

“Good luck to everyone!”

“anybody else having problems connecting to the server since the restart?”

“I think so far the PvP is pretty not bad. also with CRZ its make me wanna World PvP all day ha-ha, so far what is your feedback over Mist of pandaria?”

“I have a solid core group, just looking for anyone else who may be interested in running with us on a scheduled basis. Right now I am really looking for a resto shammy and a competent mage.”

“Fubish, you are quite possibly the worst pally, nay player, I have ever seen.”

“Raid will start the evening the boss spawn. If I'm not on Zabr will start it, be prepared to fight for it since it is a world boss. We downed him first try and we will explain the fight when in raid very easy. Might make raid early if allia…”

“WINNING”

“Resto druid / Prot warrior / Frost dk 461-464 iLvl lf srs face raid guild.”

“Hey Coilfang :) I enjoyed my time on Coilfang back in Wrath of the Lich King and my friend (Xyler) and I decided to each return one of our characters to the server for Mists of Pandaria. I will be playing Warrior and he will be playing Rest…”

“Magtheridon-US We are currently recruiting members for your 2nd heroic progression guild in MoP. TIMES: W/TH/M 10PM-130AM EST or TH/F/M 10PM-130AM EST HISTORY: We were originally founded on [H] Laughing Skull-US. In late January - early F…”

“This is beyond me. Myself and three other people have filed tickets on a specific person for bot farming Whiptail in Uldum, all of us received the same response, that it will be investigated. Almost a week later and the freakin' bot is stil…”

“PST OFFERS!”

“So I log onto my Mage to make fun of Ackbar for never logging out, when I get whispered by someone wanting a port from SW to Dal. Naturally I oblige, and invite him to group. I cast the port and he gives me 15g. He stands there on his mount…”

“bow down plz”

“I recently sold a crimson deathcharger for 95k to spaticus and he is attempting to resell it for 150k. Little did he know that the crimson deathcharger has been 15-20k on almost every server for 2 months now. Sorry but his plan backfired bi…”

“That is all.”

“First.....maybe.....”

“It's been a week or two since I have seen any horde attack SW, where did all that epic world PVP go? Only time I see Animal or Vendetta now they are trying to kill a bunny in Darkmoon. Was it the guards hitting back or the cross realm peopl…”

“I would like to take a moment to reconize the retired Coilfang Warriors. The legends of Coilfang who no longer play. I will list off there names below. Please no rude comments. Ironhyde Magelock Nightblizz Zoe Rady Vultann Unholeydk Radiohe…”

“As the title says. I am going to be looking for an alliance player that wouldn't mind trading toc pets to and from, using the neutral ah. Please post here if you have interest!”

“As the topic says I am looking for offers on the folowing = Ruby Shades Orb of Deception Blue, Red Purple and Even Black Valentine Dress. Embersilk Gown Post here or send me a tell in game, thanks.”

“Please try to beat the tops comments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0”

“HALLO I KNOW YOU DO YOU BE OKAY HA HA WHAT OH MY GOSH HALLO”

“A true coilfanger is....exactly what you imagine a player to be like when you read the term. Who are some players you know that have made it to Tr00 coilfanger status?”

“I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU.... I AM DA PEEKING TOME AND I DO DA PEAKING”

“Chainpull has 1 other location.. Nazgrel! we are looking for PVP players and players that like to raid dungeon or just have fun. only requirements, 1. Know how to play your class 2. Be available for raids and battlegrounds... 3. be polite a…”

“The entire guild condones Ninjaing. They will deny it, but in their vent they pre-plan Pug ninja groups. Example of today, March 20th at 315PM Server, they ran 25BH and stole all the loot for themselves. I am submitting tickets to see to it…”

“Shut up.”

“Dear horde of coilfang (not all of you, but a few of you), please grow the hell up. Seriously, I'm tired of you punkass kids who think you're badass cause you PvP on the dominant side of a server and that whenever you kill someone you: /spi…”

“Long !@# maintenance for patch day >:( GRRRRR”