World of Warcraft®

“Made up by Ruby herself and sent out to call to arms boards in every major city! http://s.guildomatic.com/165570/host/e6/e6254c8115ec6e239eed3a7e7c832f06.png Be sure to check out our webpage: http://dragonsworn.guildomatic.com/ As well as o…”

“wtb. Message me in-game for full background info/experience.”

“There needs to be more guides like this one http://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2010/december/magmawww.jpg”

“Hello all, Taboo Dreamz is currently recruiting all willing players. The guild is a casual guild for questing, dungeon crawls, and just plain out fun. We do plan on running raids when enough geared people are available but raids are not the…”

“LEAVE MY BELKOL ALONE YOU MEAN GREENSKIN YOU! There's a bunch of Alliance NPC you can kill instead, don't hurt my poor imp! >:( Also, don't take it personal if I keep targeting you, I try to kill you out of love. <3”

“So I did this quest with a pug group the other night, and received no credit for doing it. The other members of the group got the achievement. Before I try it again I'd really appreciate it if someone could give me some advice. The problem …”

“Hey, I am in need of a guild that does heroics. I want to try and built up a tank set along with my already gaining dps set, but I need a guild to hang and run heroics with.”

“New Year's is nigh upon us, and you know what that means... Celebration with Beer and Hot Dragon Wings! Woohoo! Come join us on Saturday at the Wyrmhearth Tavern for food, booze, friends, booze, fun, booze, and more booze! _________________…”

“I have all the mats needed for creating Vial of Sands buuut can't seem to find an alchemist to make it. If you or you know someone who can let me know. I want to become the cheetodragon.”

“...from East Coast! [IG] Didn't do much today. Planning to do Archaeology tomorrow. [RL] Chips, dip, and soda! What could be better? Tomorrow, I'll probably go on a job to burn off the calories I've put into myself! Anyway... Hope y'all are…”

“I don't see a post up yet... so I'm posting late! It's Friday afternoon, December 31st, 2010. LAST DAY OF 2010!!! [IG] Culbert is 85. Yay. Now to start on my hunter! Or shaman! Or finish leveling my gnome mage, worgen warrior, or human rogu…”

“Members of ZeGuild will be hosting a Fireworks display in Elwynn Forest, directly outside the Stormwind Entrance on December 30th, anyone wishing to attend will be requested to gather at 10pm server time in Valley of Heroes, a short speech …”

“* Tol Barad o Winning as an attacker now rewards players with 1800 Honor Points, up from 180. Winning as a defender still rewards players with 180 Honor Points. You guys are going to let us have Tol Barad more now right? You know you want t…”

“Guild Name:(A) Not Dead Yet RP Element: Varying level of RP Main Focus: Raiding, Leveling, and PvP Achievements Cataclysm Raiding Format: Will be 10 and 25 Not raiding yet, recruiting heavily for all lvl's and classes. Wanting this guild to…”

“please stop failing to defend tol barad :(”

“The Eastern Kingdoms northern coast looks anything but friendly as Father Winter takes his hold. The sea crashes in icy waves against jagged stone cliffs and winter fog sits low on The Headlands. The once wealthy city of Gilneas sits now in…”

“Are you more than just a healbot?? Are you also..a person? Shadow Legacy is looking for either a resto druid, shaman, or both! Then we are 100% ready to raid. If you want to be treated as a person, and not just a healbot. Come raid with us!”

“We came. We saw. We conquered.”

“So this morning, while enjoying an ice cold soda, I went to browse through my email for some new messages. Much to my surprise and worry when I loaded the web page, I got a message that stated: "You've tried to sign in too many times with a…”

“Wow guys. I can't tell yet if that was pure Horde fail or just amazing Alliance coordination, but despite being on defense, we got SMOKED. Half the fighters were standing around afterward trying to figure out what hit us. -Kira”

“To whom it may concern, This will be cause for your alarm, ugly tentacle-faces and otherwise who hold power and regard in . I have captured your human warlock, Adrianu, and do not plan to return him to you in any condition until my demands…”

“Woo! Halfway through the week! It's Wednesday, December 29th, 2010. [IG] Am going to work more on Culbert. Last night guild did Blackwing Descent and worked on Omnitron Defense. We're getting a hang of it after a night of wiping. Though I d…”

“Goodmorning! Is it time to get off work and play WoW yet?”

“Hail friends. I've decided to be tired of the usual crowds.. named like some unimaginitive play of word associations.. you know, names such as minitankaden, azzclown, etc. I am sad with being a pre-BC player, who though happy to see the nee…”

“Woo! Still have two weeks on my vacation! It's Monday, December 27th, 2010. [IG] Got my worgen into Outland... then got distracted. [RL] I got "The Shattering" by Christie Golden yesterday. Was awesome. My good mood improved when the Redski…”

“A small parchment is found tacked around the city of Stormwind... Help Wanted! Seeking: One Shaman Requirements: Must be able to aid non-shaman in spirit walk, to seek out dead mentor. Ability to remove client's soul from body a must, with …”

“Guild Name: Flame of Honor Server: Sentinels Horde (EST time zone) Website: http://flameofhonor.guildportal.com Flame of Honor is a newly formed casual, family oriented guild looking for mature members who want to find a friendly home. FOH …”

“Because I feel inclined to write something, and nobody's made a daily thread yet. :) It's Sunday, December 26, 2010. [IG] Where to start... Got myself a full Brutal set the other day for less than 1400 honor points. I'm impressed with the c…”

“As the title says, we're a new raiding guild trying to build our core raid team. We still need all roles. We are east coasters and we plan to use a suicide kings/loot list system. Talk to Shifts or Relevant in game for more info.”

“If you're looking for a crazy heavy RP guild, look elsewhere. If you're looking for a raiding guild that demands obediance, same. If you're looking for free handouts and someone to level you, go away. However, If you think that playing with…”

“My Wisdom has been overthrown, my Kings denied, and my Faith strangulated. I'm uninstalling the game for the time being. Not sure whether I will return or not. I've been playing for 6 years now and I just need a break from the game. I don't…”

“WARNING: ranty and stuff. Posted on an alt for obvious reasons. *** Dear Friend, Here is some helpful advice. If you, for some curious and wholly hypothetical reason, get three characters thrown out of the same guild in rapid succession, tw…”

“to craft an Assassin's Chestplate and Belt of Nefarious Whispers. I have all the materials and I'll gladly reimburse you for the Chaos Orbs. If you're interested - please contact me through in-game mail. Yardsale on Alliance Hardwrench on H…”

“The only way I'd spend 300G on a flask that only lasted an hour is if it came with a woman, a nice room, and a couple bottles of wine. Are people really buying these? 0.o EDIT: And bacon. There would have to be bacon.”

“I wish all the players here a merry christmas, a happy holidays, and an enjoyable end to the year. Stay safe.”

“Happy Winter Veil! I'm not seeing another daily post, so I'm posting away >.> Although there are two 'Merry Christmas' posts... but neither of them being a daily thread! It's Saturday, December 25th, 2010. [IG] Managed to get Chatwin to 52 …”

“to your butt”

“Epic. Just like Doom, the fanboys (like myself) will love it, but as a movie itself, it's a bit lackluster. For the record, the disc battle and light cycle battle (I won't spoil that part) were more than worth buying a 3D ticket. ~Myrddraal”

“Has anybody else on Sentinels tamed Ghostcrawler yet? I just picked him up through sheer luck, good timing, and Casim, the Best Priest Ever. I know I must be ONE of the first on the server, but I'd kind of like to know if I'm the very first…”

“For those who celebrate it, it's Christmas Eve! For those who do not, it's FRIDAY!!! :D It's Friday, December 24th, 2010. [IG] I'm burnt out on Og for some reason, so I've been leveling Chatwin. On Wednesday he was lv15. Now he's lv45. Wond…”

“Saidrym looked up at Myrdias, her eyelashes glistening. Her hands were down in front of her, entwined with his, even though they only stood mere inches apart. “Please don’t go…” “You know I have to, beloved.” Saidrym’s lip quivered at his w…”

“The Valkyrie would have taken William's breath away, if he had been living. They rivaled the glorious beauty of his Queen; they held an awesome ethereal glow; a mysterious power and unquenchable thirst to serve. They were servants who thriv…”

“Perceptions can get really skewed when you're using the forums to watch events across faction lines. That's my disclaimer. But from where I stand, it seems there's a lot of guild drama and general conflict erupting blue side recently. What'…”

“I'm stealing Ogumel's thread. That'll teach him not to be there at 6 in the morning to post it! [IG] Took out Mythra for a test drive on her healy set last night, and she's ready to heal heroics. So next time our team's healers decide to ha…”

“Woo! Can't wait to play WoW this morning!... wait, what what do you mean I won't be able to play this morning?... urgent maintenance!? It's Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010. [IG] Realms will go down this morning for urgent maintenance. Scanni…”

“Now that guild perks and rewards have been instituted, I can help people in more ways than just with my professions. Unfortunately, leveling a guild with only a handful of people is a practical impossibility, so I'm looking for help :). If …”

“These pretty new forums were lacking a LoW-thread. I shall deliver! is a long-standing horde side guild on Sentinels focusing mainly on PVP but delving into raiding, dungeons and achievements. Currently we are working on getting teams set…”

“Why must you hate me so? Why must you require utilization of BACnet software, and why can we not revert to conventional controls, regardless of how uneconomical they are?”

“Oh Notb you are so handsome. Oh Notb you have a large axe that I want to touch”