World of Warcraft®

“MY VIRGINITY! Everyone is doing it these days. I'm 31, perfectly in shape, my body is flawless, I bath in only the finest of goats milk that keeps my skill feeling youthful and soft. I take long walks on the beach too keep myself strong bef…”

“Send me a serious offer in-game or drop a note here for me to contact you.”

“We are a small guild of trolls and we are looking to expand to roughly 15 more people with the sole focus of Rated Battlegrounds. Our daily routine is doing daily quests and queing for random battlegrounds and running old content to look da…”

“As title says - shoot me a message!”

“I'll make this short and sweet. I'm looking to start a Challenge Mode group. Its goal, is self explanatory: getting the trasmog set for those who become part of this project. If interested, think you're up to the task and are ready to get t…”

“http://i48.tinypic.com/wtfww7.jpg”

“must be 2k+ xp.. that is all”

“A few of my RL friends talked me into joining their guild on this realm; a month into Pandaria they're too busy playing Pokemon to progress further in end game. So my buddy and I are looking for more people to play WoW with, a PVP group, or…”

“I LOVE EM”

“X-51 Nether-Rocket X-TREME (150k) Selling to Horde or Alliance. Message me here or in game if interested. Also selling Amani Dragonhawk (100k)”

“Meh”

“Im contemplating twinking my warrior at lvl 70 and doing some rated arenas... are there any 70 twinks on this realm?”

“Please (#)”

“I'm looking for some players (preferably ilvl 460+ and hit/expertise capped) to run challenge modes with a focus of achieving Gold after some fine tuning! I'll be fulfilling the Tanking role, so I'd really like to have a dedicated healer an…”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jggZmc0btuk”

“We are looking to recruit a tank for upcoming MOP raiding. Accepting any class tank as long as you are well geared into the new heroic gear and can follow instructions when given. Please send a in game message to any of these characters: he…”

“Hey, this is a list of exactly what I am looking for in a new guild and home for my priest. 1) Semi-Casual - I am looking to raid no more than 3 nights a week and no more than 3 hours at a time(per raid) 2) Heroic Focused - I would like to …”

“Ey Gurl.”

“I've had a Teebu's Blazing Longsword for quite a while now. I'm not using it and don't plan on using it myself, so I figured somebody might be looking for one. It's a damn rare item - these don't come across very often. Send me a message if…”

“The Anunnaki have returned that is all.”

“This seems to be a popular thing nowadays... so <3”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb3tZU8vsk&feature=related”

“Is the game as gay as the commercials make it look? debating coming back or not.”

“Who's the smelliest lesbian of them all?”

“Hey, We're , world 65th overall US 6th 10 currently, US 37 (Deathwing) and US 24 (Spine, pre-nerf) 10man guild. We are made up primarily of ex-25 man raiders from top end guilds. We're very serious about progression and have been server fi…”

“is a raiding guild on Shadowmoon with a focus on 10man raid content. Most of our members came from a guild called that disbanded before the start of mists and would like to get things back up and running. Several of our core members and…”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u8K4Jbpv2Gw#t=48s”

“Currently have 5-6 friends for RBGs and just need a few more to round out our team. Most of us have exp @ 2200+ in RBG and 2k+ in Arena, you don't need that exp but be capable. In need of: FC/Tank (would consider anyone good enough, you wil…”

“Damn it I almost got u twice Volkkor but I did manage to grab a kill on Tummybutter! Fun times, fun times. At least someones trying to do some world pvp.”

“<3 u qt”

“is an Alliance guild of friends and family who are striving for progression throughout Pandaria. We are looking for dedicated players who want to help drive progression through 10m raid encounters, PvP, & build Challenge Mode teams. We we…”

“Haiguiz, jus thought we needed another Prayer thread. ;D;d”

“Amani Dragonhawk Selling to Horde or Alliance. Message me here or in game if interested. Also selling X-51 Nether-Rocket X-TREME (150k)”

“Took down Alani today! Here is the screen shot: http://imageshack.us/a/img404/9017/alanidown2.jpg”

“Acargan blood DK PRO< pillar humped 45min match after we G wrecked his feral”

“im kinda new to the game i no a lil im looking for a guild to help me learn the game and help me lvl im a pve player dont like pvp my b/t is kfkrazer#1387”

“Nonamekiller lol get sh!t on!”

“Hello World of Warcraft players, I wanted to make a post here because I am looking for a player who would like to start new characters together. Now, I have not posted much on the WoW forum, so I apologize if this isn't the best place for t…”

“I was leveling in the Cairne realm, a normal realm /falls asleep. I came back here rejoined my old guild, was leveling in MoP and got ganked by 2 mages 4 times to but I turned one into a frog that pissed her off, most exciting time I've had…”

“http://s1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh487/nickmolleson/?action=view&current=268a8a44.jpg At least lose like a man bro. 2200 rogue gets Embarrassed by fresh 85 and his only response is this....”

“Realm: Shadowmoon Faction: Alliance Raid Times: Tue-Thur, Sunday (this maybe 2 or 3 days depending) EDM is recruiting for 10 man raid team: LF tank , healer , and a dps. EDM is close group of friends that like to raid, pvp and everything in…”

“:(”

“Hey, this is a list of exactly what I am looking for in a new guild and home for my priest. 1) Semi-Casual - I am looking to raid no more than 3 nights a week and no more than 3 hours at a time(per raid) 2) Heroic Focused - I would like to …”

“Where my guys at. Whos going for what? Who will be getting what? Is it true we wont be able to play the game until 3 am Tuesday AM? I was thinking about going to Realm First 90 Hunter. But idk. Post if even if your thinking about doing it. …”

“Hello! I'm looking for a 10 man raid team. I'm a very dedicated player, always ready to raid with flasks and food, I've also read tactics on the fights. I'm available anytime after 830 PM Central time. Send me a tell in game or post your li…”

“Selling Over 300 members, all bank tabs are bought! I'm selling it because I already have a level 25 guild. Pst here or in-game (Pst Nonamekiller)”

“15 minutes my !@#. Who else has been waiting like an hour for our server to come back up?”

“Hello all! Expletive Deleted is a new guild looking for members, were aiming to be a raid guild when we reach 90 and have enough members until then were a social/leveling guild. If interested please pst one of the members online :) Thanks”

“We are looking for a 3rd for our 3's team, and I'm sure a 5's eventually, must have 2k+ experience & have skype. Please post below if you are interested. We prefer a mage. ~~~~~~~~~~~”

“The Squirrel Mafia - Alliance - US Shadowmoon (PvP) http://www.tsmguild.net Currently looking for the following ( though open to all exception apps ): Rogue Monk(dps) Shaman(all) Current - 4/6 Mogu'shan Vaults Tier 13 25 Man Progression: 8/…”